Lft

This is probably around the ranking of the 6th or 7th biggest mistake of my life, but i feel like playing some crossfire again. So lets throw away alll the progress i've made of not being an angry ***** all the time.


-Above average shot, but I play like Reid when I'm rusty. Either a god ninja or whiffgod.. So I'm a god. Call me JehovahT. The T is silent.
-Can call but will more than likely rage you into the corner and make you submit to my every aggressive whim and sexual des.. I make the good calls. Team player. Swearzies.
-I have a mic that only works when its not being bashed against my wall.
-Have absolutely 0 ego. (Actual honesty here. I think i suck at this game now.)
-I can get about 3-4 frags a match on stream. Will be a scrim warrior getting 5-6. Progressssssss.
-I'm free from about 6:45 EST to whenever the **** I want because I'm a grown kid whose of the legal tender age of drinking and prostitution in Canada. But I live in Texas.
-If you can't see the amazing traits I possess and why you should pick me up, then you're just wrong.

If you actually can't read into the sarcasm, please note that I am a sarcastic ****. I will do everything in my power to make almost 90% of what i say be sarcastic. The other 10% will be the glorious sound of my voice caressing your ears with sweet whispers.
Previous IGNS: Thornz. and .Trig Very unlikely anyone knows my others as They haven't been used in literally... 4years? Was pubstar at that point.

-Can't practice wednesday nights. Have a prior commitment every Wednesday for the next few months.
-Team player.
-I'm actually calm these days. Therapy does a lot.
-Good to above average shot once i grind the game for a week or so. have been for the past couple nights.
-Amazing insight and gamesense. Only reason I ever did well.
-Sub or start. Whatever works for you.

I actually am looking to play. Bored, girlfriends 3 hours away at school, and I work from 9am-4:45pm 5 days a week. Willing to start or Sub. Don't really care. Probably best if you respond on here, or if I've played with you before, shoot me a text. had the same # for almost 6 years.

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