Looking for an eGirlfriend

MOEmDOWN

Hello my name is Moe and I'm on teamw0w. I am looking for an eGF that is actually good at CF and also fairly attractive. I'm really attractive and I am also very good at the game. I joined distortion and we won 2 SPLs in a row. In fact I was so good that SPL had to officially ban me because I was too good. Anyway I will be turning 18 the first week of May so I need a girl that will have sex on mumble with me (I'm still a mumble virgin).

My type: I don't really have a type cuz bad *****es is the only thing that I like.

I go to the gym 5-6 times a week.
If you're a female and you look at yourself in the mirror and think your hot, pm me in crossfire: moew0w

I will ask you to 1v1 me to look at ur skill level and see if you are worthy enough to be my girlfriend. Thanks girls and enjoy your evening

2Fast4Toonie

MOEmDOWN wrote: »

Hello my name is Moe and I'm on teamw0w. I am looking for an eGF that is actually good at CF and also fairly attractive. I'm really attractive and I am also very good at the game. I joined distortion and we won 2 SPLs in a row. In fact I was so good that SPL had to officially ban me because I was too good. Anyway I will be turning 18 the first week of May so I need a girl that will have sex on mumble with me (I'm still a mumble virgin).

My type: I don't really have a type cuz bad *****es is the only thing that I like.

I go to the gym 5-6 times a week.
If you're a female and you look at yourself in the mirror and think your hot, pm me in crossfire: moew0w

I will ask you to 1v1 me to look at ur skill level and see if you are worthy enough to be my girlfriend. Thanks girls and enjoy your evening

18/f/florida here, u lookin for some fun

Michaelxv205

MOEmDOWN wrote: »

Hello my name is Moe and I'm on teamw0w. I am looking for an eGF that is actually good at CF and also fairly attractive. I'm really attractive and I am also very good at the game. I joined distortion and we won 2 SPLs in a row. In fact I was so good that SPL had to officially ban me because I was too good. Anyway I will be turning 18 the first week of May so I need a girl that will have sex on mumble with me (I'm still a mumble virgin).

My type: I don't really have a type cuz bad *****es is the only thing that I like.

I go to the gym 5-6 times a week.
If you're a female and you look at yourself in the mirror and think your hot, pm me in crossfire: moew0w

I will ask you to 1v1 me to look at ur skill level and see if you are worthy enough to be my girlfriend. Thanks girls and enjoy your evening

I got u with that skype bot lyf

Michaelxv205

MOEmDOWN wrote: »

I joined distortion

Right there is when toonie got mad wet you betta get him on mumble he has the most pleasurable voice

joonhoahn07

This is not a clan recruitment topic, though.

C4

can someone just take my account and shoot me with a gun

+100 - cringe worthy

BelgrimLS

Oh my fking gosh.

I HAVE TO SHARE THIS LMFAO!!!

michealdrkk

hahah good luck moew0w

Best regards, mikelw0w

BelgrimLS

Inb4 Moe ends up dating every female celebrity.

#MoeDemBtches

Imtoonie

Michaelxv205 wrote: »

Right there is when toonie got mad wet you betta get him on mumble he has the most pleasurable voice

Wait what?

SADIQQQQ

XD just ask clayton

SPleague

MOEmDOWN wrote: »

Hello my name is Moe and I'm on teamw0w. I am looking for an eGF that is actually good at CF and also fairly attractive. I'm really attractive and I am also very good at the game. I joined distortion and we won 2 SPLs in a row. In fact I was so good that SPL had to officially ban me because I was too good. Anyway I will be turning 18 the first week of May so I need a girl that will have sex on mumble with me (I'm still a mumble virgin).

My type: I don't really have a type cuz bad *****es is the only thing that I like.

I go to the gym 5-6 times a week.
If you're a female and you look at yourself in the mirror and think your hot, pm me in crossfire: moew0w

I will ask you to 1v1 me to look at ur skill level and see if you are worthy enough to be my girlfriend. Thanks girls and enjoy your evening

your funny moe LOL but wrong section~