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After every line say out loud, "I'm a man".
I went to a bar.
I got a beer.
I got another beer.
I threw up in the bathroom.
I walked out.
I saw a sexy woman.
I took her home.
We made wonderful love.
The next morning.
She leans over to me and whispers...
thats one of my favs another one is After everything i say,say "so i did"
Woke up this morning
Took a shower
Grabbed my riffle and the dog
went to the truck
drove to my deer stand
waited 3 hrs
saw a deer
shot the deer
brought the deer back to the stand
took my knife out to gut the deer
got to the Pen|s
gave it to the dog
the dog wouldnt eat it.... lol -
124ahmed124 wrote: »For me:
Did you hear the taxi joke?
No. i didn't
Oh yeah. maybe because you walked on your foots!
So funny 
That post nearly harmed my balls (Fr23 bdany). Damn, I always wanted to have kids, hope that post won't affect that.TheSleepyFox wrote: »After every line say out loud, "I'm a man".
I went to a bar.
I got a beer.
I got another beer.
I threw up in the bathroom.
I walked out.
I saw a sexy woman.
I took her home.
We made wonderful love.
The next morning.
She leans over to me and whispers...
LOL. -
TheSleepyFox wrote: »After every line say out loud, "I'm a man".
I went to a bar.
I got a beer.
I got another beer.
I threw up in the bathroom.
I walked out.
I saw a sexy woman.
I took her home.
We made wonderful love.
The next morning.
She leans over to me and whispers...
thats one of my favs another one is After everything i say,say "so i did"
Woke up this morning
Took a shower
Grabbed my riffle and the dog
went to the truck
drove to my deer stand
waited 3 hrs
saw a deer
shot the deer
brought the deer back to the stand
took my knife out to gut the deer
got to the Pen|s
the dog wouldnt eat it.... lol
Ok that was a good one xD -
124ahmed124 wrote: »For me:
Did you hear the taxi joke?
No. i didn't
Oh yeah. maybe because you walked on your foots! So funny
Dude...
The joke is about an elevator (asanser) and stairs..
x: Did you hear the elevator joke?
Y: No, I did not.
x: Then I guess you took the stairs hahahahaha..
Please tell the right joke. It won't even make sense in English. -
Dude...
The joke is about an elevator (asanser) and stairs..
x: Did you hear the elevator joke?
Y: No, I did not.
x: Then I guess you took the stairs hahahahaha..
Please tell the right joke. It won't even make sense in English.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh n1 men -
What do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice.
^ that's a terrible domestic abuse joke, and yes, I've accepted that I'm going to hell for it
Oh my... You remind me of a classmate of mine. He told a really, really lame **** joke and he got expelled from school
Edit: wow this censor is OP... well the word starts with R. You can guess a 4 letter word that starts with R. -
Someone asks his friend what does 1+1 = ...
he say something strange:
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He said : 2
*facepalm*
Anyways,Chuck Norris jokes are hilarious.
Like, Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
And, Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
but its funny reading some of them!
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