Z8Games is love Z8Games is life

Z00MBY_Alex

I was only 9 years old
I loved Z8Games so much
I had Pre-Ordered every VIP Gun and had every Black Market weapon.
I prayed to Z8Games every night before bed
Thank you for the games I have been given
Z8Games is love I say
Z8Games is life
My dad hears me and he calls me a nerd
I knew he was just jealous of my love for Z8Games
I called him an egy
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth it's moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Z8Games
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear
"This is my forum"
He grabs me with his powerful 0.01% zp back giveaways
And puts me by my computer
I am ready
I buy 1000000 ZP for Z8Games
It hurts so much but I do it for Z8Games
I can feel my luck for crates and slaughter tickets going down
My dad walks in
Z8Games looks him straight in the eye and says
"It's not over"
Z8Games leaves through my window
Z8Games is love
Z8Games is life


GG

}Zombie

GG :rolleyes:

Z00MBY_Alex

LOL Thanks! XD

Z00MBY_Alex

based on a true story

Moe_deta

This is hilarious ONLY because I know the original story xD

Not gonna mention the name since its +18 e.e

Z00MBY_Alex

moedeta wrote: »

this is hilarious only because i know the original story xd

not gonna mention the name since its +18 e.e

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FrozenPizza

I logged in just to say that this is great, you're welcome

Pho_Exertus

Lol shrekt

Z00MBY_Alex

thank u m80's

[MOD]Rex

oh god .

Z00MBY_Alex

FrozenPizza wrote: »

I logged in just to say that this is great, you're welcome

Thank you! XD

seafrog

Well I dont know the original story, but on it's own its pretty darn good. Nice job.

madnade

lel

]Sake

seafrog wrote: »

Well I dont know the original story, but on it's own its pretty darn good. Nice job.

You don't know what you are missing :rolleyes:

Z00MBY_Alex

' wrote:

Sake;4167297']You don't know what you are missing :rolleyes:

^^ Tell seafrog to watch it!

ThePurv

Im sorry but it isnt green text.

Your story is invalid.

seafrog

Z00MBY_Alex wrote: »

^^ Tell seafrog to watch it!

watch what?

o_o do not withhold this from me...

Z00MBY_Alex

lceBerg

Z00MBY_Alex wrote: »

That's the scariest picture I have ever seen

Z00MBY_Alex

Birchwood wrote: »

False. Your avatar is the scariest picture I've ever seen. You need to fix that

lol .

Z00MBY_Alex

♫ Haters U-ni-ted! ♫ ♫ Haters United! ♫

Clown

Damn that's a n1 hhhhh.

What's the original story btw? Pm or vm me please

]Sake

seafrog wrote: »

*youtube link*

There is a reason noone posted it...

seafrog

' wrote:

Sake;4177238']There is a reason noone posted it...

Ooh...I did not catch on to that all.

Alea iacta est.

Z00MBY_Alex

Lol! Xddddddddddddddddddddd

Juronusski

MoeDeta wrote: »

This is hilarious ONLY because I know the original story xD

Not gonna mention the name since its +18 e.e

To to clear this sh!t up m8
This agreement ("Agreement") constitutes a binding contract between you and Smilegate West Inc. and governs your use of www.z8games.com (the "Service"). By registering as a member and accepting this Agreement, you represent that: (i) you have read and understood this Agreement and agree to be bound by its terms and (ii) that you are at least 18 years of age. (iii) If you are under the age of 18 but are at least 13 years of age you agree that you have the consent of a parent or legal guardian who agrees to be bound by these Terms of Use. Children under the age of 13 may not use our services for other than browsing, and parents or legal guardians may not agree to these Terms of Use on their behalf. If you are a parent or legal guardian agreeing to these Terms of Use for the benefit of a child between the ages of 13 and 18, be advised that you are fully responsible for his or her use of this Site, including all financial charges and legal liability that he or she may incur. If you do not agree to (or cannot comply with) any of these terms and conditions, do not use this Site


Let's hope your mummy let's you play . i rekon you broke the TOC somewhere along the line Croat

T0Ms

@Juronusski:

Too long, Didn't read.

MrVu1

' wrote:

Sake;4177238']There is a reason noone posted it...

Yeah, indeed.

Juronusski wrote: »

To to clear this sh!t up m8
This agreement ("Agreement") constitutes a binding contract between you and Smilegate West Inc. and governs your use of www.z8games.com (the "Service"). By registering as a member and accepting this Agreement, you represent that: (i) you have read and understood this Agreement and agree to be bound by its terms and (ii) that you are at least 18 years of age. (iii) If you are under the age of 18 but are at least 13 years of age you agree that you have the consent of a parent or legal guardian who agrees to be bound by these Terms of Use. Children under the age of 13 may not use our services for other than browsing, and parents or legal guardians may not agree to these Terms of Use on their behalf. If you are a parent or legal guardian agreeing to these Terms of Use for the benefit of a child between the ages of 13 and 18, be advised that you are fully responsible for his or her use of this Site, including all financial charges and legal liability that he or she may incur. If you do not agree to (or cannot comply with) any of these terms and conditions, do not use this Site


Let's hope your mummy let's you play . i rekon you broke the TOC somewhere along the line Croat

Except children between 13 and 18 (and their parents... maybe, who knows?) should expect users to follow rules and not post +18 stuff. Also as you copied, children under 13 can browse through the forum as well.

}Zombie

[MOD]Vu wrote: »

Yeah, indeed.


Except children between 13 and 18 (and their parents... maybe, who knows?) should expect users to follow rules and not post +18 stuff. Also as you copied, children under 13 can browse through the forum as well.

Sorry, i dont understand this sorry

pretoguy

ik right we all should get nakid

Moe_deta

Juronusski wrote: »

To to clear this sh!t up m8
This agreement ("Agreement") constitutes a binding contract between you and Smilegate West Inc. and governs your use of www.z8games.com (the "Service"). By registering as a member and accepting this Agreement, you represent that: (i) you have read and understood this Agreement and agree to be bound by its terms and (ii) that you are at least 18 years of age. (iii) If you are under the age of 18 but are at least 13 years of age you agree that you have the consent of a parent or legal guardian who agrees to be bound by these Terms of Use. Children under the age of 13 may not use our services for other than browsing, and parents or legal guardians may not agree to these Terms of Use on their behalf. If you are a parent or legal guardian agreeing to these Terms of Use for the benefit of a child between the ages of 13 and 18, be advised that you are fully responsible for his or her use of this Site, including all financial charges and legal liability that he or she may incur. If you do not agree to (or cannot comply with) any of these terms and conditions, do not use this Site


Let's hope your mummy let's you play . i rekon you broke the TOC somewhere along the line Croat

Oo seems like someone didn't get his parental approval. Again, stop throwing words around without knowing the meaning and get to the point, what are you trying to prove? Lol.

}Zombie wrote: »

Sorry, i dont understand this sorry

Don't even bother. It's another lame joke just like Ahmed's.