What to talk about when youre on a date?

what do you talk about when youre on a date?

for example:movies/food/tell jokes??


i'll start-usually I trying to find old women,very old like 7000 year old +

and then I just scared them,I come to them from behinde and I yell on them aggressivity some thing like:



"HEY YOU BABUSHKA I'VE GOT AN ERECTION!!!"

and after this they get heart attack and die :(
so sadly most of them just die before the date even begin :(:(:(








ok so, what do you talk about when youre on a date? :)

Comments

  • Just be yourself and act natural, unless of course you're really weird.
  • megiCat16 wrote: »
    what do you talk about when youre on a date?

    for example:movies/food/tell jokes??


    i'll start-usually I trying to find old women,very old like 7000 year old +

    and then I just scared them,I come to them from behinde and I yell on them aggressivity some thing like:



    "HEY YOU BABUSHKA I'VE GOT AN ERECTION!!!"

    and after this they get heart attack and die :(
    so sadly most of them just die before the date even begin :(:(:(








    ok so, what do you talk about when youre on a date? :)

    *facepalm*

    On a real date you dont have to talk, let her talk and just listen very carefully :D
  • Apposite wrote: »
    Just be yourself and act natural, unless of course you're really weird.

    Well, he is really weird.
  • Swuunis wrote: »
    I first take her out to a dinner ( Pizza ofcourse )

    While she sits, I make eye-contact with her. She keeps talking, I focus on her beautiful lips...
    When she's done talking and I've eaten my pizza, I take her to my place. She waits while I said I was going to show her something.
    In the mean time, I butter my penis with chocolate... When I get back, she screams and tells me : "Whats that thing?!". I come closer and whisper this to her ears : "Thats what you're getting for desert". She laughs and sucks it up, while I slowly touch her "breasts".

    I used to think you are of the smarter type, but you are just trying to get attention with your continuous trolling, distastefulness and ill-disposed replies and I have to admit, you succeed.
  • ' wrote:
    Sake;4001307']I used to think you are of the smarter type, but you are just trying to get attention with your continuous trolling, distastefulness and ill-disposed replies and I have to admit, you succeed.

    I never thought like that, thank you.
  • well this guy does make a good point. Whenever I'm on a date, I have no idea what to say, but that's mostly cuz you don't have anything in common. This is where it becomes a problem, your gonna have to find something that you both like to talk about otherwise it just goes downhill. <---if you can pull this off your already set.:)

    What i like to do is perform some sort of activity on a date. Rock-climbing is best for this kind of thing(you help each other out;)), or sightseeing some place(you have to have prepared some sort of background knowledge tho, and it can't be too boring). You have to know what type of girl she is! I'm not talking about the sex category, I'm talking about whether she's the athletic type, nerd type, adventure/discovery type, nature type, food type, princess type(deep pockets guys), outdoor type, indoor type, gamer type, and so forth.

    1.For people who have trouble finding stuff in common, just do an activity as a date. If you can keep your date entertained its dinner time for you.

    2.Know what your girl likes, and if you have no idea ask her before you go on the date or getting her something (trust me, don't do that surprise stuff).

    3.Be patient, your not gonna get a booty call the proceeding day. Forget sex, and have fun with your "unofficial GF". Until she calls you her bf, don't do something dumb. Be logical.
  • talking about your exes is always a winner.
  • Rule 1. Be attractive

    Rule 2. Don't be unattractive
  • Look at it as an interview figure out if they are what they say they are and are worth keeping around. If not NEXT. Woman a dime a dozen. Its more so which crazy can you deal with on the daily. All woman crazy. All men are *******s. Its our nature on both sides. Nothing new will never change.
  • talking about your exes is always a winner.
    You still alive...
  • Black market, fails, wins, theories
    thats what i talk about ;)

    Seriously though Talking about disney movies is always a good place to start.
    and like SEG_Golden said DO AN ACTIVITY, i love rock climbing so i think its a good idea, however it could be a bit too 'physical' for a first date.
  • Set the mood. Like...if you're getting to know her, find something entertaining, exciting, fun. Something that's cooperative is definitely a good idea, where you two can have something to bond over.