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When you are stressed about crossfire you go to sleep early
When you go to sleep early you forget you still have your alarm on
When you forget that you have your alarm on you wake up early
When you wake up early you get more stressed
When you get more stressed you become angry
When you become angry you do things roughly
When you do things roughly there's a chance of breaking something in the kitchen while making breakfast
When you have a chance of breaking something you break something while making breakfast
When you break something at breakfast time you clean it up
When you clean up things there tends to be a couple specs still on the floor
When you accidentally leave specs on the floor you step on them
When you accidentally step on them you grab your foot in pain
When you grab your foot in pain you trip
When you trip you hit your head on the floor
When you hit your head on the floor you get dizzy and try to get up fast
When you get up fast you trip again because you just used your foot
When you are this stupid you grab the counter to hoist yourself up
When you grab the counter and accidentally pull a knife down you trip again
When you trip this time its because there's a knife in you
When you have a knife inside of you, you are bleeding
When you are bleeding you need a band-aid
When you need a band-aid you are in trouble
When you are in trouble it's because people always run out of band-aids
When you run out of band-aids you can't cover the wound
When you can't cover the wound you use toilet paper
When you use toilet paper your wound gets infected
When you get your wound infected your morning gets worse
When you ruin your morning you no longer care about breakfast
When you no longer care about breakfast your food gets cold
When you get your food cold you now care about breakfast
When you care about breakfast you try to warm up your breakfast
When you try to warm up your breakfast using a microwave danger occurs
When you get into danger it's because your microwave contains a single gr@pe sliced in half hidden inside.
When you have a single sliced gr@pe in the microwave little boom boom happen unexpectedly
When you are in a position where unexpected boom boom happens you get 3rd degree burns
When you get 3rd degree burns you search for bottled water
When you search for bottled water you can get mixed up with alcohol
When you get mixed up with alcohol when in need of water you fall to the ground instantly in need of a life alert
When you are in need of a life alert it means you don't yet have one
When you don't have a life alert you cannot get back up when on the floor
When you can't get back up you stay on the floor
When you stay on the dirty floor your burns may get infected or even worse get dirty
When you get your burns and knife wound infected you could faint because of such pain
When you experience such pain your view on the world changes
When you change your view on the world it actually means you are on drugs
When you are on drugs in this position it means your friend called for help
When you have a friend that calls for help you get help
When you get help there's a chance you could get better
When you have a chance at getting better there's a dark side
When you have a dark side against you the paramedics accidentally drop you
When you accidentally get dropped you break both your arms and a single big toe
When you break both your arms and your big toe you are in even more pain
When you are in such pain you could die
When you could die you won't be able to eat your cold food
When you don't eat your cold food you feel bad about yourself
When you feel bad about yourself you experience even more pain
When you experience even more pain you ask your friend to pinch you forgetting you had an infected knife wound and 3rd degree burns all over
When you have a bad memory you friend accidentally pours rubbing alcohol on you
When you have a friend that is stupid you die
When you die you can't play crossfire
When you can't play crossfire then you can't go on the forums
When you can't go on the forums you can't post on this thread
When you can't post on this thread your life is over
When you don't have a life. Wait you're dead already nvm.
When you are already dead then yes.
Don't let the bed bugs bite. -
When you are stressed about crossfire you go to sleep early
When you go to sleep early you forget you still have your alarm on
When you forget that you have your alarm on you wake up early
When you wake up early you get more stressed
When you get more stressed you become angry
When you become angry you do things roughly
When you do things roughly there's a chance of breaking something in the kitchen while making breakfast
When you have a chance of breaking something you break something while making breakfast
When you break something at breakfast time you clean it up
When you clean up things there tends to be a couple specs still on the floor
When you accidentally leave specs on the floor you step on them
When you accidentally step on them you grab your foot in pain
When you grab your foot in pain you trip
When you trip you hit your head on the floor
When you hit your head on the floor you get dizzy and try to get up fast
When you get up fast you trip again because you just used your foot
When you are this stupid you grab the counter to hoist yourself up
When you grab the counter and accidentally pull a knife down you trip again
When you trip this time its because there's a knife in you
When you have a knife inside of you, you are bleeding
When you are bleeding you need a band-aid
When you need a band-aid you are in trouble
When you are in trouble it's because people always run out of band-aids
When you run out of band-aids you can't cover the wound
When you can't cover the wound you use toilet paper
When you use toilet paper your wound gets infected
When you get your wound infected your morning gets worse
When you ruin your morning you no longer care about breakfast
When you no longer care about breakfast your food gets cold
When you get your food cold you now care about breakfast
When you care about breakfast you try to warm up your breakfast
When you try to warm up your breakfast using a microwave danger occurs
When you get into danger it's because your microwave contains a single gr@pe sliced in half hidden inside.
When you have a single sliced gr@pe in the microwave little boom boom happen unexpectedly
When you are in a position where unexpected boom boom happens you get 3rd degree burns
When you get 3rd degree burns you search for bottled water
When you search for bottled water you can get mixed up with alcohol
When you get mixed up with alcohol when in need of water you fall to the ground instantly in need of a life alert
When you are in need of a life alert it means you don't yet have one
When you don't have a life alert you cannot get back up when on the floor
When you can't get back up you stay on the floor
When you stay on the dirty floor your burns may get infected or even worse get dirty
When you get your burns and knife wound infected you could faint because of such pain
When you experience such pain your view on the world changes
When you change your view on the world it actually means you are on drugs
When you are on drugs in this position it means your friend called for help
When you have a friend that calls for help you get help
When you get help there's a chance you could get better
When you have a chance at getting better there's a dark side
When you have a dark side against you the paramedics accidentally drop you
When you accidentally get dropped you break both your arms and a single big toe
When you break both your arms and your big toe you are in even more pain
When you are in such pain you could die
When you could die you won't be able to eat your cold food
When you don't eat your cold food you feel bad about yourself
When you feel bad about yourself you experience even more pain
When you experience even more pain you ask your friend to pinch you forgetting you had an infected knife wound and 3rd degree burns all over
When you have a bad memory you friend accidentally pours rubbing alcohol on you
When you have a friend that is stupid you die
When you die you can't play crossfire
When you can't play crossfire then you can't go on the forums
When you can't go on the forums you can't post on this thread
When you can't post on this thread your life is over
When you don't have a life. Wait you're dead already nvm.
When you are already dead then yes.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
you wonder why you get busted 10 times a day, it's cause no one likes you -
When you are stressed about crossfire you go to sleep early
When you go to sleep early you forget you still have your alarm on
When you forget that you have your alarm on you wake up early
When you wake up early you get more stressed
When you get more stressed you become angry
When you become angry you do things roughly
When you do things roughly there's a chance of breaking something in the kitchen while making breakfast
When you have a chance of breaking something you break something while making breakfast
When you break something at breakfast time you clean it up
When you clean up things there tends to be a couple specs still on the floor
When you accidentally leave specs on the floor you step on them
When you accidentally step on them you grab your foot in pain
When you grab your foot in pain you trip
When you trip you hit your head on the floor
When you hit your head on the floor you get dizzy and try to get up fast
When you get up fast you trip again because you just used your foot
When you are this stupid you grab the counter to hoist yourself up
When you grab the counter and accidentally pull a knife down you trip again
When you trip this time its because there's a knife in you
When you have a knife inside of you, you are bleeding
When you are bleeding you need a band-aid
When you need a band-aid you are in trouble
When you are in trouble it's because people always run out of band-aids
When you run out of band-aids you can't cover the wound
When you can't cover the wound you use toilet paper
When you use toilet paper your wound gets infected
When you get your wound infected your morning gets worse
When you ruin your morning you no longer care about breakfast
When you no longer care about breakfast your food gets cold
When you get your food cold you now care about breakfast
When you care about breakfast you try to warm up your breakfast
When you try to warm up your breakfast using a microwave danger occurs
When you get into danger it's because your microwave contains a single gr@pe sliced in half hidden inside.
When you have a single sliced gr@pe in the microwave little boom boom happen unexpectedly
When you are in a position where unexpected boom boom happens you get 3rd degree burns
When you get 3rd degree burns you search for bottled water
When you search for bottled water you can get mixed up with alcohol
When you get mixed up with alcohol when in need of water you fall to the ground instantly in need of a life alert
When you are in need of a life alert it means you don't yet have one
When you don't have a life alert you cannot get back up when on the floor
When you can't get back up you stay on the floor
When you stay on the dirty floor your burns may get infected or even worse get dirty
When you get your burns and knife wound infected you could faint because of such pain
When you experience such pain your view on the world changes
When you change your view on the world it actually means you are on drugs
When you are on drugs in this position it means your friend called for help
When you have a friend that calls for help you get help
When you get help there's a chance you could get better
When you have a chance at getting better there's a dark side
When you have a dark side against you the paramedics accidentally drop you
When you accidentally get dropped you break both your arms and a single big toe
When you break both your arms and your big toe you are in even more pain
When you are in such pain you could die
When you could die you won't be able to eat your cold food
When you don't eat your cold food you feel bad about yourself
When you feel bad about yourself you experience even more pain
When you experience even more pain you ask your friend to pinch you forgetting you had an infected knife wound and 3rd degree burns all over
When you have a bad memory you friend accidentally pours rubbing alcohol on you
When you have a friend that is stupid you die
When you die you can't play crossfire
When you can't play crossfire then you can't go on the forums
When you can't go on the forums you can't post on this thread
When you can't post on this thread your life is over
When you don't have a life. Wait you're dead already nvm.
When you are already dead then yes.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
what the ****
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