LFC - Player/Entertainer

Will
  • Rage in clan wars
  • Trash in clan wars
  • Win clan wars
  • Be calm and composed in scrims
  • Compliment and respectful in scrims
  • Not care if win/lose scrims
  • Leave clan if 2 cwars are lost in a row
  • Leave clan if U16's annoy me too much
  • Sing as much as I want
  • Make animal calls as much as I want
  • Have my mic on continuous
  • Tell arm stories of my heroics and adventures
  • Create YouTube videos

Will Not
  • Snipe
  • Use Raidcall
  • Camp spawn and play "picks" every clan war
  • Follow strats that take 1:30 of a round to explain
  • Play tournaments or leagues
  • Be an LT
  • Speak Asian talk
  • Be buddies to more than 3 Latinos
  • Create a clan montage for free

And
  • Chances are that I'll clan hop
  • Might create a retirement clan or rest peacefully in Veracity
  • I'll be very inactive
  • Best looking amputee male NA
  • I like stumping people
  • I want an online relationship like Clayton
  • I may try to sell you stuff
  • Suko's sisters are hot
I'd create an essay, but people prefer point form for some reason.

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