Competitive Distortion, picking up

Michaelxv205

Hi competitive Cf, wanted to say Hi to those people who don't or do know me. Distortion is trying to get the fun back into Cf and I want to have fun again with the game. So I've recently asked how to improve my own clan. However I also want to try competitive but most of my members don't want to do competitive so I want to ask people who are looking for a team to come and try us out. Old or New competitive players are welcome. We guarantee dedication and willingness to learn, we practice daily and use Ventrilo for communication. I ask for people who want to learn or teach and patience. Thanks for reading, best ways to reach me if you got further questions is through Cf or forums.
Pls refrain from any disrespectful comments and thanks for your time.

eskimo2G

"i want to half fun again with the game"

suKoOG

smallieBigs wrote: »

"i want to half fun again with the game"

is onli gam y u half to b med ??

Michaelxv205

there i edited it guys :P gosh

dont_ask

wrong section

Snoopy1995

You are the biggest cheater i have ever seen. Go away

Michaelxv205

jaystaff wrote: »

wrong section

u sure its wrong? it like an intro to competitive and like a pick up so i thought to put it here its a little of both :P

Michaelxv205

hdoous wrote: »

You are the biggest cheater i have ever seen. Go away

don't cheat will never cheat, but pls no bad remarks

b0unce_FM

Apparenty this man has been playig under this ign for quite a while and claimed to be successful in the competitive seen "back when this game was fun". If any orginial players can confirm his status it would be appreciated, if not 90% sure this guy using some type of cheat at some point.

Daniel_25

his peeks are godlike
he uses some kind of cheat or some macro software for his mouse

Michaelxv205

Will state again never cheated 1v1s r my specialty, wanna give scrims a go

spodermann

Good luck micheal

EELNOOJ

b0unce_FM wrote: »

Apparenty this man has been playig under this ign for quite a while and claimed to be successful in the competitive seen "back when this game was fun". If any orginial players can confirm his status it would be appreciated, if not 90% sure this guy using some type of cheat at some point.

tbh ur not a bad guy but this request is stupid


just play it out till he gets on esg and let him prove himself whether he's a ryanjay or not

DaddyCf

Michael's geeey. Go back to 1vs1ing and dating online girls.

spodermann

EELNOOJ wrote: »

prove

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EELNOOJ wrote: »

tbh ur not a bad guy but this request is stupid


just play it out till he gets on esg and let him prove himself whether he's a ryanjay or not

I thought you quit.

Pronounce

Distortion already made a bad name for themselves.....so...
naw.

[MOD]Zzxq

Also said he was sponsored by razer, but couldn't spell it right.

retrodeezy

Michael is a compulsive liar
and some of his lies are..
1. Claimed that he was sponsored by "Razor".
2. Claimed that he "dropped" Razer and accepted Steelseries' sponsorship.
3. Claimed that he won WOGL s1 1st place.
4. Claimed that he started for LPK back in '09.
5. Says that 1 tap with an m4 to the head does 87 cuz of "bad reg".

..

so_fly

mwDEEZY wrote: »

Michael is a compulsive liar
and some of his lies are..
1. Claimed that he was sponsored by "Razor".
2. Claimed that he "dropped" Razer and accepted Steelseries' sponsorship.
3. Claimed that he won WOGL s1 1st place.
4. Claimed that he started for LPK back in '09.
5. Says that 1 tap with an m4 to the head does 87 cuz of "bad reg".

..

ily deezy

Ellustrial

1v1'd this guy yesterday. Has a decent shot. I won 20-12, it was fun though.

Taught him how to Asian walk.

spodermann

Ellustrial wrote: »

1v1'd this guy yesterday. Has a decent shot. I won 20-12, it was fun though.

Taught him how to Asian walk.

teach me

PeekRohDah

Nothing reminds you more that you're in the comp section than relentless bashing on someone who really isn't even relevant at all. Dropped "razor" for steelseries, time to round up the cattle and call it a night lol.

bldSAINT

mwDEEZY wrote: »

Michael is a compulsive liar
and some of his lies are..
1. Claimed that he was sponsored by "Razor".
2. Claimed that he "dropped" Razer and accepted Steelseries' sponsorship.
3. Claimed that he won WOGL s1 1st place.
4. Claimed that he started for LPK back in '09.
5. Says that 1 tap with an m4 to the head does 87 cuz of "bad reg".

..

Ahahahaha, so true.

Ellustrial wrote: »

1v1'd this guy yesterday. Has a decent shot. I won 20-12, it was fun though.

Taught him how to Asian walk.

The only chance people had in 1 v 1's was because you could hear the beast a mile away. Good job...

Overall though, I'm pretty excited for this Micheal. You're absolutely incredible with the m14 in the cwar server (I mean that, not being sarcastic) and have a great scope. I anticipate to what you and your team does on client and competitive guns.

THEREALDAG

Ellustrial wrote: »

1v1'd this guy yesterday. Has a decent shot. I won 20-12, it was fun though.

Taught him how to Asian walk.

dude every post you make is hilarious

zyzzva123

Pretty tired of your bull s*** Michael, you are nothing but some kid that's still 5'2 and date's little girls.

Stop acting like you were the “top AKer, M4er, and best rifler NA.” Keep on dreaming.

You have never played competitive, Never played for LPK, you aren’t even sponsored (c'mon who would sponsor a kid looking like this?)



Here's a Facebook status of Michael showing off to non crossfire players.
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If I were you Michael, I'd quit life.

CRON0ZZ

u are terrible.

DaddyCf

Lmfao. Michael lost his online gf too. Undaunted picked her up. Gg michael at least the internet still offers P0RN for you.

CFSir

NAJAJAAbanbababhahbabhbhAHBBHABHAHBA
i come back to check cf forums every now and then i see this
go see a doctor you stupid fuсk

CactusHorse4

zyzzva123 wrote: »

<text with ****>.

pretty mature of you posting pictures of him, funny thing is you're probably some skinny kid without muscles and a fuucking stalker, LMAO.

PeekRohDah

Never understood why people resort to attack in physical stats and aesthetics on an online fps forum. The only thing that needs to be discussed here is CF.

suKoOG

sw1ne wrote: »

Never understood why people resort to attack in physical stats and aesthetics on an online fps forum. The only thing that needs to be discussed here is CF.

I know right? Because what some nerd says on the internet matters l0l.


tr0llislyfe