I have captured [GM]Juicebox
Dear Z8Games,
Because I never seem to win anything when free ZP is given out, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. I have kidnapped [GM]Juicebox and will not release him until my demands are met. It pains me to have to do this, but as far as I can tell, this is the only way to get what I want. (Other than actually paying for the ZP...) Anyhow, my demands are simple. The first one is pretty obvious: no police. I'm gonna go even further than that: even the help of forum cops is not allowed. If I notice that any of those are helping you, the Juicebox gets it.
On to my other demand then. I'll be a reasonable bear here and not ask too much of you. As soon as you deposit 100k ZP on my account (BearStyle), I will release the Juicebox somewhere into the wild. Do note that I will not tell you its whereabouts under any condition in that scenario. For that reason, I can also not guarantee its safe return to your headquarters. If, however, you were to deposit 200k ZP on my account instead, Juicebox will be released near the Z8Gams offices. If my demands are not met by wednesday (5th of february), you will never see the Juicebox again. You might however get a recording of a screaming Juicebox or random Juicebox-parts delivered by mail every now and then.
To make sure that you take this post serious (sending a letter or calling you would cost me too much...), I will provide evidence of the capture of Juicebox.
This forest is not where the Juicebox is held by the way: the pictures we took in the basement weren't as pretty. And I can just show this one to the other bears and claim to be friends with the Juicebox. That's also why it's not restrained. (The guy with the gun is also not on the picture, he's ugly.)
Anyway, I'll repeat my demands:
- No police or forum cops
- Deposit 100k or 200k ZP on the BearStyle account before wednesday the 5th of february (depending on how eager you are to see the Juicebox again)
I hope you all have a lovely weekend. Much love,
Bear.
Because I never seem to win anything when free ZP is given out, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. I have kidnapped [GM]Juicebox and will not release him until my demands are met. It pains me to have to do this, but as far as I can tell, this is the only way to get what I want. (Other than actually paying for the ZP...) Anyhow, my demands are simple. The first one is pretty obvious: no police. I'm gonna go even further than that: even the help of forum cops is not allowed. If I notice that any of those are helping you, the Juicebox gets it.
On to my other demand then. I'll be a reasonable bear here and not ask too much of you. As soon as you deposit 100k ZP on my account (BearStyle), I will release the Juicebox somewhere into the wild. Do note that I will not tell you its whereabouts under any condition in that scenario. For that reason, I can also not guarantee its safe return to your headquarters. If, however, you were to deposit 200k ZP on my account instead, Juicebox will be released near the Z8Gams offices. If my demands are not met by wednesday (5th of february), you will never see the Juicebox again. You might however get a recording of a screaming Juicebox or random Juicebox-parts delivered by mail every now and then.
To make sure that you take this post serious (sending a letter or calling you would cost me too much...), I will provide evidence of the capture of Juicebox.
This forest is not where the Juicebox is held by the way: the pictures we took in the basement weren't as pretty. And I can just show this one to the other bears and claim to be friends with the Juicebox. That's also why it's not restrained. (The guy with the gun is also not on the picture, he's ugly.)
Anyway, I'll repeat my demands:
- No police or forum cops
- Deposit 100k or 200k ZP on the BearStyle account before wednesday the 5th of february (depending on how eager you are to see the Juicebox again)
I hope you all have a lovely weekend. Much love,
Bear.
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Oh really now? Tell me more about how you captured [GM]Juicebox....:rolleyes:
So you can try it as well once I get my 200k ZP? No thanks.
Let me help you with that*grabs popcorn*
This is gonna be good!
200K ZP
100k for him
100K for [GM]Juicebox
am I right huhu ??
No. All mine. -
I hope you left the basement, because I don't want any hostage looking for a corner and falling in my traps.Phillybear wrote: »This forest is not where the Juicebox is held by the way: the pictures we took in the basement weren't as pretty.
By the way, if you're not real then you can't possibly have kidna...
Ok let me rephrase : I approve.Scar_Gallery wrote: »This message has been approved by Charon and all it's victimembers.
(In case of a victimember not approving this message napalm will be used in various ways to improve the opinions of said victimember.)
Yeah but Juicebox is a GM, no one will do anything.Bear on thin ice. Abducting a mod sure is a bannable offense.
Bye bye HB ribbon. -
Bear, this is what I'll do to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX60S8r1FQw
Release Juice or face my wrath.
I have pandas working for me though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4
Thanks, that means a lot to me.
Ok let me rephrase : I approve.ChickenWrap wrote: »I think I just found juicebox. Why is he so close to my room? Make him stop screaming, I wanna sleep.
Nope, that's Duke. He locked himself up in the fridge again. -
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