LFT: A Tale of Tragedy and Cats

111100101010 · January 2014

Dear Abby

I am a Canadian Cross Fire player, I am above average skill level and have past experience playing with "well known" players. I have not played with an organized team in a while, the last time I played was the attempted revival of 2K in which I out-preformed Slant (not surprising though since he can't even hold a 2 KD) on daily basis. While also having to breaking my back carrying the likes of Miniwrecker, Reckoningx, and Fallout and co.

I have also written a guide on how to use the M4A1 which was sticked until I request it be removed due to the overwhelming popularity leading the the leak of certain "secrets". However it was not removed therefore if you wish to witness the greatest go here (http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=104331).

While I have always attempted to lead my team they always fail becomes they never listen to my wonderful advice. While they were all WILLING to name themselves after KOREAN GIRL GROUPS they were always abo****ely against my attempts to make cat teams. Clearly this was the reason we sucked of course, because everyone knows that cats are associated with win.

Also a significantly better player then Fany. (also can't hold 2 kd even though he resets kd on a weekly basis) source: http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=223833

Bonus: Could pass for female according to MyAWM, pokemon according to Blitz or **** according to Sauce.