My heart is broken V2

So yesterday I made a post about how my true love was delayed at ups and that they would send it on the next business day after they sent me this....

12/05/2013 19:47:00 THE PACKAGE WAS MISSED AT THE UPS FACILITY, UPS WILL DELIVER ON THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY[X] OAK CREEK, WI, US

Today I woke up to this:

12/06/2013 5:12:00 OUT FOR DELIVERY OAK CREEK, WI, US

So I wait around making a romantic dinner for my love. Thinking I would spend all day with my love. However, day turned into dusk, and I decided to go to a nice movie to contemplate my love being late. I arrive back at home expecting to hug my love in the street like the movies. However I instead arrive to a completely empty house and receive this over the interwebs.


12/06/2013 19:40:00 THE PACKAGE WAS MISSED AT THE UPS FACILITY, UPS WILL DELIVER ON THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY[X] OAK CREEK, WI, US


WHAT THE ****ING **** YOU **** ***** UPS MOTHER ****ING SNAKE ON A PLANE ****ER! HOW DO YOU FORGET MY LOVE TWICE IN TWO ****ING DAYS! ****ING SAMUEL L JACKSON THIS *****!

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