To my love

WhiteGorrila

For months I have been holding back but I can't contain myself no longer.

You go by names such as Slaya or Lionheart but in my heart you are Luke.

When I first met you, you seemed very shy. You were as though afraid of telling me the truth about yourself. You're intelligent and wise, cunning and funny, handsome and romantic. Those are only a few words that express my thoughts about you Luke.

I remember when we video chatted for the first time. You kept hiding your face but after we talked for awhile, you overcame your fear and showed yourself.

You seemed insecure about yourself that you were smaller than the average man. I comforted you that it was OK, that I too was small. We nicknamed yours Joey. Just seeing you made my bone hotter than a ***** house on nickel night.

Then 1 day you stopped talking to me. I messaged you again and again. I had to at least message you 500 times a day but you never wrote back.

I am writing this as status symbol for my love for you. I want everyone to know my feelings for you are as strong as ever.

hosssz

This is so romantic. Luke, she/he's a keeper.

anoke

Wetness wrote: »

You seemed insecure about yourself that you were smaller than the average man. I comforted you that it was OK, that I too was small.

sounds like slaya alright

AwfulFallout

hosssz wrote: »

This is so romantic. Luke, she/he's a keeper.

"I comforted you that it was OK, that I too was small."

he, my suspicion

p1mykL

Wetness wrote: »

For months I have been holding back but I can't contain myself no longer.

You go by names such as Slaya or Lionheart but in my heart you are Luke.

When I first met you, you seemed very shy. You were as though afraid of telling me the truth about yourself. You're intelligent and wise, cunning and funny, handsome and romantic. Those are only a few words that express my thoughts about you Luke.

I remember when we video chatted for the first time. You kept hiding your face but after we talked for awhile, you overcame your fear and showed yourself.

You seemed insecure about yourself that you were smaller than the average man. I comforted you that it was OK, that I too was small. We nicknamed yours Joey. Just seeing you made my bone hotter than a ***** house on nickel night.

Then 1 day you stopped talking to me. I messaged you again and again. I had to at least message you 500 times a day but you never wrote back.

I am writing this as status symbol for my love for you. I want everyone to know my feelings for you are as strong as ever.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo

WebbyInCT

mykLLLL wrote: »

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo

**** just got real.....

lionwcyd

Thank you for writing this mickeyes, I acknowledge you as being a good human being and I look forward to playing games with you in the near future. Love you buddy.

S-N-I-P-E-S

mykLLLL wrote: »

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo

This has been copy/pasted more times over the internet than Rick Astley Never gonna give you up

Fast_wind

mykLLLL wrote: »

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class

irony upon irony

loooooool

InTheoryALT

S-N-I-P-E-S wrote: »

This has been copy/pasted more times over the internet than Rick Astley Never gonna give you up

no way

lionwcyd

Fast_wind wrote: »

irony upon irony

loooooool

He technically isn't lying, his class consists of 1 person and it is himself as he's home schooled.