Fifteen rul of distortion!

Henry720

DISTROTION RECRUITMENT THREAD

DISTORTION--SPONSORED BY MICHAELXV205~~~

rul 1: nao disrespct!
rul 2: WeN plaY clan tat beating yu, trashh talk And add to hack list!!!
rul 3: if yu want clan war, must hav m14!
rul 4: in clan war, protact and bait fo MICHAELXV205
rul 5: we cLAIm we sponsored, if people call yu noob, ask "are yuu sponsored?"
rul 6: If caght yusing spop/armor will reslt in 7 day cw ban.
rul 7: yU lose clan war? Add ClaN TAT BeaT YU to Hack LisT, and trash talk THAM!
rul 8: Use PROPER gramma and english, RAZOR doesnt sponsor illiterecy!!
rul 9: If yuu lose a 1v1 yu mst make lots of exuses "Off Day" "Mouse broke"
rul 10: LOTS OF DRAMA WIF OTHA CLANS! trash talk as much as possibul
rul 11: If found in delta ther wil be severe conaqences
rul 12: Say We SPOnsored in pubs, we not sponsored but SaY we r 2 make Michael Luuk good!
rul 13: ALEX (SIlvurHART) Is 2nd best player in clan Becuz she my GuRLFRAND, and If YoU BEAT HER 1v1 SHE HAVE OFF DAY OR MOUSE IZ BROKAN!
rul 14: MUST cw on eagle eYE becuzz michael cannnot carry on oThEr MaPZ
rul 15: CW limit iz 5v5! more peeeple Put 2 much stress on michael! If clan want more thun 5, trashtalk them and ask if thay SpOnsored.


jOIN DIsTORTION, R U SPONSORED?

Dark Beast

Henry720 wrote: »

DISTROTION RECRUITMENT THREAD

DISTORTION--SPONSORED BY MICHAELXV205~~~

rul 1: nao disrespct!
rul 2: WeN plaY clan tat beating yu, trashh talk And add to hack list!!!
rul 3: if yu want clan war, must hav m14!
rul 4: in clan war, protact and bait fo MICHAELXV205
rul 5: we cLAIm we sponsored, if people call yu noob, ask "are yuu sponsored?"
rul 6: If caght yusing spop/armor will reslt in 7 day cw ban.
rul 7: yU lose clan war? Add ClaN TAT BeaT YU to Hack LisT, and trash talk THAM!
rul 8: Use PROPER gramma and english, RAZOR doesnt sponsor illiterecy!!
rul 9: If yuu lose a 1v1 yu mst make lots of exuses "Off Day" "Mouse broke"
rul 10: LOTS OF DRAMA WIF OTHA CLANS! trash talk as much as possibul
rul 11: If found in delta ther wil be severe conaqences
rul 12: Say We SPOnsored in pubs, we not sponsored but SaY we r 2 make Michael Luuk good!
rul 13: ALEX (SIlvurHART) Is 2nd best player in clan Becuz she my GuRLFRAND, and If YoU BEAT HER 1v1 SHE HAVE OFF DAY OR MOUSE IZ BROKAN!
rul 14: MUST cw on eagle eYE becuzz michael cannnot carry on oThEr MaPZ
rul 15: CW limit iz 5v5! more peeeple Put 2 much stress on michael! If clan want more thun 5, trashtalk them and ask if thay SpOnsored.


jOIN DIsTORTION, R U SPONSORED?

Rule 8: Hell yeah. Straight from the words of a wise man.

TheAntiJaJa

Henry720 wrote: »

DISTROTION RECRUITMENT THREAD

DISTORTION--SPONSORED BY MICHAELXV205~~~

rul 1: nao disrespct!
5, trashtalk them and ask if thay SpOnsored.


jOIN DIsTORTION, R U SPONSORED?

Lol no disrespect, then trashtalk ROFL..

Dark Beast

TheAntiJaJa wrote: »

Lol no disrespect, then trashtalk ROFL..

It's in the rulebook, therefore, it must be legit!

Henry720

like the hack list. If the clan is on it, therefore they hack!

Dark Beast

Henry720 wrote: »

like the hack list. If the clan is on it, therefore they hack!

YES! Can only be true. If better than you, they hack and must be added to hack list.

Seraphicc

10/10 would read again

Edit: This is from a former LT of Distortion:







Huehue, he's totally sposnored guys!

TAYLORRRRRR

Henry720 wrote: »

DISTROTION RECRUITMENT THREAD

DISTORTION--SPONSORED BY MICHAELXV205~~~

rul 1: nao disrespct!
rul 2: WeN plaY clan tat beating yu, trashh talk And add to hack list!!!
rul 3: if yu want clan war, must hav m14!
rul 4: in clan war, protact and bait fo MICHAELXV205
rul 5: we cLAIm we sponsored, if people call yu noob, ask "are yuu sponsored?"
rul 6: If caght yusing spop/armor will reslt in 7 day cw ban.
rul 7: yU lose clan war? Add ClaN TAT BeaT YU to Hack LisT, and trash talk THAM!
rul 8: Use PROPER gramma and english, RAZOR doesnt sponsor illiterecy!!
rul 9: If yuu lose a 1v1 yu mst make lots of exuses "Off Day" "Mouse broke"
rul 10: LOTS OF DRAMA WIF OTHA CLANS! trash talk as much as possibul
rul 11: If found in delta ther wil be severe conaqences
rul 12: Say We SPOnsored in pubs, we not sponsored but SaY we r 2 make Michael Luuk good!
rul 13: ALEX (SIlvurHART) Is 2nd best player in clan Becuz she my GuRLFRAND, and If YoU BEAT HER 1v1 SHE HAVE OFF DAY OR MOUSE IZ BROKAN!
rul 14: MUST cw on eagle eYE becuzz michael cannnot carry on oThEr MaPZ
rul 15: CW limit iz 5v5! more peeeple Put 2 much stress on michael! If clan want more thun 5, trashtalk them and ask if thay SpOnsored.


jOIN DIsTORTION, R U SPONSORED?

You're a ****ing god.

Dark Beast

Worst part; it's all true.

IceMan52144

<sigh>......