How to be a Pro in Crossfire! (LOL)

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Are you stupid? Are you dumb? Are you bad at this game? Are you just a "nobody" that sucks badly? Are you someone who does not fit in and needs a guide to become PRO? Look HERE

-Name your player: DaNoobisHere
-Pick the SWAT Character at the beginning of the game.
-Buy an AK-47 or a M4A1 when you get enough GP.
-Do not purchase anything else until you get over 150,000 GP (Rank bonus and game GP)
-Buy LOT & LOTS of ZeePee!
-Get the AK-47 Knife Fury
-Get the AK-47 Knife Beast
-Buy the Scar Light
-Buy the M12s
-Go to Mall on the website.
-Buy a lot of "GP PACKS" so you maintain more than OVER 9000 GP in your account.
-Buy 100000 GP crates of any weapon.
-Buy 900000 ZP crates of any weapon
-Use your 1000000 Coupons to get cool guns.
-Bribe the leader of Guiness to kick someone out and invite you to their RANK 1 clan. Say you'll deposit and give them $500 worth of ZeePee!
-Whenever you join a game, kick a random person, mostly Aces.
-When you see a person with a high score, say "HAK HAK KIK PLZ HAK BLRDGFFV"
-Repeat as needed
-In TDM suicide by nading yourself multiple times
-In SnD, when the Ghosts have planted the C4, and your teammates kill them all off, make sure to BE THE FIRST to get to it. Crouch next to the C4, and defuse. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T COMPLETE THE TASK. Keep on doing it until it explodes. IN. YOUR. FACE. It will make your team angry and will probably get you kicked.
-In Ghost Mode, GR side, make sure to use either your M12s or Scar Light and SPRAY, SPRAY, and SPRAY.
-In Ghost Mode, BL side, when your team is dead, make sure NOT to MOVE and get your teammates to scream at you: "Do something, you freaking noob!" or "He's a freaking idling re.ta.rd. Kick him." or "Grrr...that idiot..."

Yep. There ya go. The professional guide to be a TruPro. Great tips; be sure to follow them! Once you get banned and ridiculed out of games, you'll realize out ******* (Awesome) you are. :P

******* = idiotic

#trunoobsgotswag

[LobsterMts]

not a guide.
closed.