Clappys Story. From Devonte Jefferson This is why i quit Crossfire
Yea so I did some reading and **** nah mean, good for the soul and ****. I'm the schools computer lab btw. My 8800 gtx apparently died, started giving red lines across my monitor, now you know im gone for a good minute after this, **** all this **** man, nothing ever goes right for me, nothing. I've been thinking might aswell just do what I said I was going to do since the beginning of time, get laid. I have a long road ahead of me, very long but, I know in the end, the reward is going to be worth it. You see, I think this is a sign, a sign for me to go out into the world and go a quarter of a foot deep into a woman. Or this might be a way for karma, not the champion, to get me to goto ****ing school and do what i need to do. Even though I dont have the books, idk atleast give it an attempt but, theres nothing worse than trying and failing. I remember when I was freshman I went to this tech school where you can get a trade like culinary and what not. I was really bad when I was freshman and we had this **** italian chef, named chef gattica aka mario. Rule at this school was you couldnt fail your trade or you'll get kicked out. When I was freshman I was too worried about fitting in to give a damn about passing my shop. I made the class laugh, the chef deducted points. I threw snowballs at the people throwing out the trash, as a joke, the chef deducted points. I didnt actually realize that I was getting kicked out till the very end. I wanted to make up for all the time I lost throughout the year by being damn near an angel towards the end. Always volunteering for the cafe' instead of the bakeshop of restauarant, never complaining about how many ****ing dishes there was to do, even scrubbing the hotel pans from a darkening, greasy black to brilliant silver. Even stopped sexually harrasing the girls in the culinary, even they knew something was up when I didn't whistle at them occasionally, or this one girl I knew named daisy, I had the biggest crush on her, never had the balls to ask her out though, you know me.
I would occasionally slap her ass and then prance away like a little school girl. But that's neither here nor there, I tried to recover to make up for me ****ing around the rest of year, couldnt do it, got kicked out. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER THOSE *****S CALLED MY HOUSE AND TOLD MY MOM I GOT KICKED OUT. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER MY *****, LIKE DAMN
YOU COULDNT HAVE GIVEN ME A WEEK
I remember it vividly, I was at the table eating some frosted flaskes and my mom was on the phone in the living room and said as i was chewing away, "YA OLD DUMBASS DUN GOT KICKED OUT" Hurt, hurt to the point of me almost crying. Good times at that school man, one time there was girl on the bus that no one liked, so they'd pick at her, throw paper balls and ****. One day alex, a junior, threw AN AIR JORDAN at her head. I dont think you realize, you dont have a laugh from the bottom of your soul until you see someone get hit in the head with an air jordan my *****. That **** had to hurt, like a size 12. Or that time when we stayed after school and I had the first drag of a cigarette, im a bad bad man dont **** with me. All of these good times I had in a year at the school, all wont countinue because I had to be the class clown, then trying to repair what cant be fixed. So I never actualized this until later, I guess I had this repression from repeating history so the next year at cross I really didnt have a desire to fit in so I was just there, a shadow of my former self. Dont feel like explaining the rest of my highschool years but i'll tell you this, the moral of the story is, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO side note, side not, same thing happened in cf too, tried so hard but, in the end IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER. It was a little easier to accept because it happened before and its a ****ing game but, back on track.
Well I guess all of this came to surface when my gfx card died because its my conscience telling me, dont make the same mistake again. I'm already starting to realize that this place is a lot ****ing better than the **** i have to deal with at home, a lot more i have to deal with than my mother calling me tho, so dont give me that bs you dont know the half of it. This place isn't so bad after all, you can literally have your day unravel in front of you and not know how **** will go. Like last week we went to the york hill campus and remember those 2 juniors/seniors i met at the beginning of the first semester, I found them, they re-introduced theirselves and we went back to their rooms, of ****ing course nothing big happened, but it was fun nonetheless. So I'm gonna ride this wagon till the ****ing wheels fall off, at this rate league will always be here, and I can stop by and chat with you guys whenever but, I think its time to atleast l2 add games into my life instead of vice versa; get it ? And now couldn't be a better time with a blizzard on the way and a broken gfx card. Best case scenario, i lose my viriginity. What's actually going to happen, cuddle with some random *****, more than likely a 6 on the dime scale but I gotta start somewhere.
Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.
I would occasionally slap her ass and then prance away like a little school girl. But that's neither here nor there, I tried to recover to make up for me ****ing around the rest of year, couldnt do it, got kicked out. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER THOSE *****S CALLED MY HOUSE AND TOLD MY MOM I GOT KICKED OUT. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER MY *****, LIKE DAMN
YOU COULDNT HAVE GIVEN ME A WEEK
I remember it vividly, I was at the table eating some frosted flaskes and my mom was on the phone in the living room and said as i was chewing away, "YA OLD DUMBASS DUN GOT KICKED OUT" Hurt, hurt to the point of me almost crying. Good times at that school man, one time there was girl on the bus that no one liked, so they'd pick at her, throw paper balls and ****. One day alex, a junior, threw AN AIR JORDAN at her head. I dont think you realize, you dont have a laugh from the bottom of your soul until you see someone get hit in the head with an air jordan my *****. That **** had to hurt, like a size 12. Or that time when we stayed after school and I had the first drag of a cigarette, im a bad bad man dont **** with me. All of these good times I had in a year at the school, all wont countinue because I had to be the class clown, then trying to repair what cant be fixed. So I never actualized this until later, I guess I had this repression from repeating history so the next year at cross I really didnt have a desire to fit in so I was just there, a shadow of my former self. Dont feel like explaining the rest of my highschool years but i'll tell you this, the moral of the story is, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO side note, side not, same thing happened in cf too, tried so hard but, in the end IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER. It was a little easier to accept because it happened before and its a ****ing game but, back on track.
Well I guess all of this came to surface when my gfx card died because its my conscience telling me, dont make the same mistake again. I'm already starting to realize that this place is a lot ****ing better than the **** i have to deal with at home, a lot more i have to deal with than my mother calling me tho, so dont give me that bs you dont know the half of it. This place isn't so bad after all, you can literally have your day unravel in front of you and not know how **** will go. Like last week we went to the york hill campus and remember those 2 juniors/seniors i met at the beginning of the first semester, I found them, they re-introduced theirselves and we went back to their rooms, of ****ing course nothing big happened, but it was fun nonetheless. So I'm gonna ride this wagon till the ****ing wheels fall off, at this rate league will always be here, and I can stop by and chat with you guys whenever but, I think its time to atleast l2 add games into my life instead of vice versa; get it ? And now couldn't be a better time with a blizzard on the way and a broken gfx card. Best case scenario, i lose my viriginity. What's actually going to happen, cuddle with some random *****, more than likely a 6 on the dime scale but I gotta start somewhere.
Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.
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ChieChenChow wrote: »Yea so I did some reading and **** nah mean, good for the soul and ****. I'm the schools computer lab btw. My 8800 gtx apparently died, started giving red lines across my monitor, now you know im gone for a good minute after this, **** all this **** man, nothing ever goes right for me, nothing. I've been thinking might aswell just do what I said I was going to do since the beginning of time, get laid. I have a long road ahead of me, very long but, I know in the end, the reward is going to be worth it. You see, I think this is a sign, a sign for me to go out into the world and go a quarter of a foot deep into a woman. Or this might be a way for karma, not the champion, to get me to goto ****ing school and do what i need to do. Even though I dont have the books, idk atleast give it an attempt but, theres nothing worse than trying and failing. I remember when I was freshman I went to this tech school where you can get a trade like culinary and what not. I was really bad when I was freshman and we had this **** italian chef, named chef gattica aka mario. Rule at this school was you couldnt fail your trade or you'll get kicked out. When I was freshman I was too worried about fitting in to give a damn about passing my shop. I made the class laugh, the chef deducted points. I threw snowballs at the people throwing out the trash, as a joke, the chef deducted points. I didnt actually realize that I was getting kicked out till the very end. I wanted to make up for all the time I lost throughout the year by being damn near an angel towards the end. Always volunteering for the cafe' instead of the bakeshop of restauarant, never complaining about how many ****ing dishes there was to do, even scrubbing the hotel pans from a darkening, greasy black to brilliant silver. Even stopped sexually harrasing the girls in the culinary, even they knew something was up when I didn't whistle at them occasionally, or this one girl I knew named daisy, I had the biggest crush on her, never had the balls to ask her out though, you know me.
I would occasionally slap her ass and then prance away like a little school girl. But that's neither here nor there, I tried to recover to make up for me ****ing around the rest of year, couldnt do it, got kicked out. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER THOSE *****S CALLED MY HOUSE AND TOLD MY MOM I GOT KICKED OUT. THE SECOND DAY OF SUMMER MY *****, LIKE DAMN
YOU COULDNT HAVE GIVEN ME A WEEK
I remember it vividly, I was at the table eating some frosted flaskes and my mom was on the phone in the living room and said as i was chewing away, "YA OLD DUMBASS DUN GOT KICKED OUT" Hurt, hurt to the point of me almost crying. Good times at that school man, one time there was girl on the bus that no one liked, so they'd pick at her, throw paper balls and ****. One day alex, a junior, threw AN AIR JORDAN at her head. I dont think you realize, you dont have a laugh from the bottom of your soul until you see someone get hit in the head with an air jordan my *****. That **** had to hurt, like a size 12. Or that time when we stayed after school and I had the first drag of a cigarette, im a bad bad man dont **** with me. All of these good times I had in a year at the school, all wont countinue because I had to be the class clown, then trying to repair what cant be fixed. So I never actualized this until later, I guess I had this repression from repeating history so the next year at cross I really didnt have a desire to fit in so I was just there, a shadow of my former self. Dont feel like explaining the rest of my highschool years but i'll tell you this, the moral of the story is, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO side note, side not, same thing happened in cf too, tried so hard but, in the end IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER. It was a little easier to accept because it happened before and its a ****ing game but, back on track.
Well I guess all of this came to surface when my gfx card died because its my conscience telling me, dont make the same mistake again. I'm already starting to realize that this place is a lot ****ing better than the **** i have to deal with at home, a lot more i have to deal with than my mother calling me tho, so dont give me that bs you dont know the half of it. This place isn't so bad after all, you can literally have your day unravel in front of you and not know how **** will go. Like last week we went to the york hill campus and remember those 2 juniors/seniors i met at the beginning of the first semester, I found them, they re-introduced theirselves and we went back to their rooms, of ****ing course nothing big happened, but it was fun nonetheless. So I'm gonna ride this wagon till the ****ing wheels fall off, at this rate league will always be here, and I can stop by and chat with you guys whenever but, I think its time to atleast l2 add games into my life instead of vice versa; get it ? And now couldn't be a better time with a blizzard on the way and a broken gfx card. Best case scenario, i lose my viriginity. What's actually going to happen, cuddle with some random *****, more than likely a 6 on the dime scale but I gotta start somewhere.
Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.Much as everyone confuses rapper Shyne with Biggie Smalls (aka the Notorious BIG) because of their eerily similar voices, Kanye’s girlfriend keeps calling him “Biggie” because he’s got a big *****!
Shyne, the Bad Boy Records artist who was sentenced to ten years on several charges associated with a December 27, 1999 incident at a Manhattan club he visited with P. Diddy and J-Lo, is known for his uncanny ability to channel of Biggie’s vocal tics. As of October 2009, Shyne is finally home, or at least out of prison
SOON, THE DARK ECO WILL BE OURS is now Offline.
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