Let me show you how to play SnD

Hi f*gs

Today I'd like to show you how to play SnD.

You will see a lot of noobs in public games because you all s*ck @ss but don't worry, I'm here to help.

Take a look at this picture?

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what do you see? Yes, It's a map called Compound.

And what do you see in this picture?
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NO!! That's not something to eat!! That picture actually shows the GR Spawn point. This is where all the GRs start.

And what is this?
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This is the point where all the BLs start. NO!!! You can't order something to eat here!!!

And here is a nice overview of the map
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Okay so what do you have to do in SnD?

Most of you might know this mod from Counter Strike. Do you guys know what Counter Strike is? NO!! Uhhh... it's not something to eat, Counter Strike is a game. Counter Strike is actually the original crossfire, the guys who created crossfire tried to make a free version of Counter Strike, but as you all can see they failed pretty bad.

Anyway, in SnD the BLs have to plant the bomb in A site or B site.

This is the c4
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You can't throw the c4 like a grenade at the enemy. Some of you might have tried to do this.

What is the point of the GRs?

They have to stop the BL's from planting the bomb.

So how do you do it?

Let's take a look at the overview again. The BL's go to A or B. And you have to protect them, so what do you do?
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Just think about it, what would you do? NO!!! watching g@y p*rn is the wrong answer, so please turn it off now. Is you g@y p*rn off? Good we can continue now.

You stay near A and B because the enemy (BLs) are going to A or B. What happens when they don't go to A or B you ask? well if the BL's just wait and watch g@y p*rn or eat something then you will win. Why? Well because if the time runs out and the bomb is not planted then the GR's win. Cool right?

Okay, so what do you do? You stay near A and B and hope the other team is eating something.

But let me tell you what not to do. The Red lines are the GR's and the Blue are the BL's

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So what do you see on that picture? A Burger? NO!!! That's not a burger!!! That's a... wait a second, yes that's really a burger?! Must be the wrong picture. Uhh yes you can eat that.

So here is the correct picture

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You are hungry now? You have to wait, we are almost done here. Sorry for the delicious looking picture.

So what's wrong with that pic? Yes you can't eat hat pic but that's not what I meant. As you can see all The GR's walk into the BL base and the BLs are going to the bomb place.

So what you say? This pictures will explain it to you:

The GRs

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They are in the BL Base but where are the BL's?

Here they are:
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NEVER walk into the enemy base!!! When you play in public rooms you will see many noobs like you that do this. Don't walk into the enemy base, what are you expecting to find there? The BL's are walking to the bomb sites, you won't find them there unless they eating something.

So what did you learn today? I bet a lot.

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