nobody cares
where you went on a friday/saturday night. the pictures that you guys are posting of these "parties" that you attended clarify this for me:
1) you're all really bad looking compared to me
2) the parties are all laughable, i mean, i know my standards are high as **** and i've gone to private parties where you had to be flown in on a gulfstream jet to a private island, but really? the parties you kids attend is junior high status, i don't even know why you virgins feel the need to boast about them
3) the people that actually go to real good "parties" don't need to tell everybody in the community
4) i'm drinking a martini while typing this
please, just all stop. you all live pretty unappealing lives and play video games. i sometimes wonder why i even bother posting on this forum. you're all lucky to have an amazing human being such as me actually take some time out of his life to provide insight to a bunch of unaesthetic virgins who seem to think having a girlfriend is beneficial.
1) you're all really bad looking compared to me
2) the parties are all laughable, i mean, i know my standards are high as **** and i've gone to private parties where you had to be flown in on a gulfstream jet to a private island, but really? the parties you kids attend is junior high status, i don't even know why you virgins feel the need to boast about them
3) the people that actually go to real good "parties" don't need to tell everybody in the community
4) i'm drinking a martini while typing this
please, just all stop. you all live pretty unappealing lives and play video games. i sometimes wonder why i even bother posting on this forum. you're all lucky to have an amazing human being such as me actually take some time out of his life to provide insight to a bunch of unaesthetic virgins who seem to think having a girlfriend is beneficial.
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2) the parties are all laughable, i mean, i know my standards are high as **** and i've gone to private parties where you had to be flown in on a gulfstream jet to a private island, but really? the parties you kids attend is junior high status, i don't even know why you virgins feel the need to boast about them
pics or it didn't happen
edit: honestly there's no difference between playing video games and being on a video games forum.
#tasty limes hasnt been touched by a girl since grade 4 -
scrappy_coco wrote: »#tasty limes hasnt been touched by a girl since grade 4
if you need a girlfriend to have sex then you have absolutely no game, no money and are some average run of the gun loser. chicks want sex as much as we do, you need to make it clear to them that you have no intentions of going in to some pathetic short lasting relationship. clearly idesi and megakelp know nothing about this matter, and are both pretty uninteresting useful for nothing human beings. I'm like 50 steps ahead of every guy on this forum.
disregard relationships, acquire currency. -
if you need a girlfriend to have sex then you have absolutely no game, no money and are some average run of the gun loser. chicks want sex as much as we do, you need to make it clear to them that you have no intentions of going in to some pathetic short lasting relationship. clearly idesi and megakelp know nothing about this matter, and are both pretty uninteresting useful for nothing human beings. I'm like 50 steps ahead of every guy on this forum.
disregard relationships, acquire currency.
if you are 50 steps ahead, why is the only thing you think of is sex, when someone says they have a gf. -
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where you went on a friday/saturday night. the pictures that you guys are posting of these "parties" that you attended clarify this for me:
1) you're all really bad looking compared to me
2) the parties are all laughable, i mean, i know my standards are high as **** and i've gone to private parties where you had to be flown in on a gulfstream jet to a private island, but really? the parties you kids attend is junior high status, i don't even know why you virgins feel the need to boast about them
3) the people that actually go to real good "parties" don't need to tell everybody in the community
4) i'm drinking a martini while typing this
please, just all stop. you all live pretty unappealing lives and play video games. i sometimes wonder why i even bother posting on this forum. you're all lucky to have an amazing human being such as me actually take some time out of his life to provide insight to a bunch of unaesthetic virgins who seem to think having a girlfriend is beneficial.
You sir, are the biggest joke on this community forum. You rant about how much money and how you have this and that. Yet, you haven't posted ANYTHING and i mean ANYTHING of what you're talking about. Instead, you like to sit here on forums making new accounts preaching to everyone of what they don't have. You're a joke to this community and i highly doubt you are what you say you are. Good day. -
sit at home, lie and troll on forums, masturbate to pictures and videos, eat junk food, pop some zits on my face, masturbate some more, shave the hair on my balls, masturbate to hentai, kraft dinner, 4chan, and then bed.
most accurate. -
most girls that i have met don't know how to cook any better than me and don't do it out of free will. this is a common misconception virgins on the internet have.
so you pick up, i mean try to pick up ****s? well then i guess you don't know the satisfaction of a girl inviting you to eat dinner with her, bro I might be like what 3-4 years younger than you, and still have more experience with girls other than the bedroom (assuming you lost your virginity to girls that steal multiple guys virginity.. scratch that you're still a virgin) and not in the friendzone? -
so you pick up, i mean try to pick up ****s? well then i guess you don't know the satisfaction of a girl inviting you to eat dinner with her, bro I might be like what 3-4 years younger than you, and still have more experience with girls other than the bedroom (assuming you lost your virginity to girls that steal multiple guys virginity.. scratch that you're still a virgin) and not in the friendzone?
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hahahah i feel so bad for limes. one of the girls is actually one of the hottest at the school, looks way better in person and has a body that you would dream of dating. You also don't even attend parties so why judge?
I can assure you that I look better than you do, ill bet my cf career on it
post a picture within an hour of this post pusssy or youve dodged again kid -
hahaha are you kidding me?? Lololol this virgin is wearing a vneck and is completely scrawny as fuuck and talks about how aesthetically pleasing he is hahahhahaa (should be all caps)
you dont even show your whole face because you are so ugly(all 3 pictures are of you covering your face), honestly.. this will be the last time ill even respond to you.
worthless ugly scrawny virgins are a waste of my time, l8 nerd
it's fun wasting your time in a gaming forum that you were never good at or will ever be, limes. -
explain quantum physics to me please, or were you just trying to impress someone with a ridiculous comparison while making a derogatory age reference without relevance because you wanted to win an internet argument?
its fun to see you struggle with the realization that even cf forumers laugh at you, not with you, and that nobody is fooled by your sad facade.
have fun in life, can't even gain favor in writing.
physical conversation must render you mute and perspiring. -
explain quantum physics to me please, or were you just trying to impress someone with a ridiculous comparison while making a derogatory age reference without relevance because you wanted to win an internet argument?
its fun to see you struggle with the realization that even cf forumers laugh at you, not with you, and that nobody is fooled by your sad facade.
have fun in life, can't even gain favor in writing.
physical conversation must render you mute and perspiring.
Damn, I didn't know my gimmicks had such an adverse affect on your life. Just looking back at your post history, you've been literally on my **** since 09-06-2010.
Man I AM GOOD.
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