The most aberrant,funnyest & vain affirmation in CF !!!
POST here what aberrant,funnyest & vain affirmation & moments that you saw in CF !
1) First of all i wanna say about a guy really stupid.We were in Hollowen map.I was GR and he was BL.I've killed him 4 times consecutive (3 times with HS)..He strat acusing me of hacking.LOL my k/d ratio was negative at that moment.Afther that game we join another but we was in the same team (GR).In round 5 or 6 he say that i hack.Kick him he hack.Somebody from BL say to him "You are in the same team with him.Why don't you kick him?" and he say "How can we be in the same team.He killed me before"...LOL...Someone say to him..."Hei press Ctrl+alt+del ..and he will be gone(kicked)"..I saw his name left the room.Afther half a hour we meet again...And say to all "Hey this is the most dangerous hacker I've seen.He clossed my game."Probably he press that task and closed his game before.LOL.And he was FIRST LIEUTENANT 2 class.
2) I was playing GM as BL ...There was a player on GR .Afther we planted the bomb he was the only one alive and he must defuse it.LOL...HE was looking and runing near bomb.When bomb explode he ask "Why do we lose.I've killed all ghost" and someone say to him "You must defuse the bomb.Keep presed E task".Afther 3-4 round the guy with c4 was killed and the bomb spoted.That guy come near bomb stay there and ask "I'm keeping E task pressed.Why can't i defuse the bomb.I'm pressing E task as you say me"..LOL.The C4 was spoted and he try to defuse it.LOL.
3) GM..Laboratory.A ghost make a axe kill.Someone say "Kick that ghost he have gun hack.Look he kill someone with an axe and they have only knifes".LOL.We elucidated that he haven't play CF from some month and this was the frist time when he saw an axe.LOL.
4) FFA (free for all match)...Someone say.."Hey w.t.f. my teammate killed me.How can be that possible?"LOL..Maybe he doesen't know that was a FFA match and you can kill and be killed by everyone GR or BL players wathever side you join.
5) GM Metro.I was killed a ghost with my Steyr AUG-cammo then i've get killed by other ghost.That ghost which i've killed ask me "What gun is that.Can i use it because i suk with knife and i don't have any gun".LOL..Hello ghost don't have guns.
This is some of mine.And for all of you expecialy begginers or new in CF...before playing crossfire take a look on the official web page or on this forum.
1) First of all i wanna say about a guy really stupid.We were in Hollowen map.I was GR and he was BL.I've killed him 4 times consecutive (3 times with HS)..He strat acusing me of hacking.LOL my k/d ratio was negative at that moment.Afther that game we join another but we was in the same team (GR).In round 5 or 6 he say that i hack.Kick him he hack.Somebody from BL say to him "You are in the same team with him.Why don't you kick him?" and he say "How can we be in the same team.He killed me before"...LOL...Someone say to him..."Hei press Ctrl+alt+del ..and he will be gone(kicked)"..I saw his name left the room.Afther half a hour we meet again...And say to all "Hey this is the most dangerous hacker I've seen.He clossed my game."Probably he press that task and closed his game before.LOL.And he was FIRST LIEUTENANT 2 class.
2) I was playing GM as BL ...There was a player on GR .Afther we planted the bomb he was the only one alive and he must defuse it.LOL...HE was looking and runing near bomb.When bomb explode he ask "Why do we lose.I've killed all ghost" and someone say to him "You must defuse the bomb.Keep presed E task".Afther 3-4 round the guy with c4 was killed and the bomb spoted.That guy come near bomb stay there and ask "I'm keeping E task pressed.Why can't i defuse the bomb.I'm pressing E task as you say me"..LOL.The C4 was spoted and he try to defuse it.LOL.
3) GM..Laboratory.A ghost make a axe kill.Someone say "Kick that ghost he have gun hack.Look he kill someone with an axe and they have only knifes".LOL.We elucidated that he haven't play CF from some month and this was the frist time when he saw an axe.LOL.
4) FFA (free for all match)...Someone say.."Hey w.t.f. my teammate killed me.How can be that possible?"LOL..Maybe he doesen't know that was a FFA match and you can kill and be killed by everyone GR or BL players wathever side you join.
5) GM Metro.I was killed a ghost with my Steyr AUG-cammo then i've get killed by other ghost.That ghost which i've killed ask me "What gun is that.Can i use it because i suk with knife and i don't have any gun".LOL..Hello ghost don't have guns.
This is some of mine.And for all of you expecialy begginers or new in CF...before playing crossfire take a look on the official web page or on this forum.
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1) First of all i wanna say about a guy really stupid.We were in Hollowen map.I was GR and he was BL.I've killed him 4 times consecutive (3 times with HS)..He strat acusing me of hacking.LOL my k/d ratio was negative at that moment.Afther that game we join another but we was in the same team (GR).In round 5 or 6 he say that i hack.Kick him he hack.Somebody from BL say to him "You are in the same team with him.Why don't you kick him?" and he say "How can we be in the same team.He killed me before"...LOL...Someone say to him..."Hei press Ctrl+alt+del ..and he will be gone(kicked)"..I saw his name left the room.Afther half a hour we meet again...And say to all "Hey this is the most dangerous hacker I've seen.He clossed my game."Probably he press that task and closed his game before.LOL.And he was FIRST LIEUTENANT 2 class.
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Thanks to the 2nd poster's comment I decided to give your "long" text a chance. Paragraphs plz otherwise most people will tl;dr.
1,3-5 amusing. #2 was cute, I've seen newbies try to defuse a dropped C4 before.
Unfortunetly, funny things like that don't happen to me in game. -
yes. thank you funny story but now my eyes are bleeing. oooh the pain. paragraphs please.
anyways yea i dont get to stick arround for the funny stuff most of the time. but i do get people that don't understand what "bullet proof" (BP) is and why they can't kill me even when i get hit by a stab in the head. and i say have BP and they say "omg see he even says he has an armour hack. kick him." and then i get kicked
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