To alsodag

NotMario

This letter may seem a bit long but alsodag's annoying tractates cannot be adequately described in less than a long essay. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) I must add my voice to the chorus of those who appeal not to the contented and satisfied but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented, and (2) as a result of that, alsodag's degeneracy has permeated the whole stratum of society. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that alsodag insists that everyone and everything discriminates against him—including the writing on the bathroom stalls. Sorry, alsodag, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." He wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, alsodag plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, if we don't make the world safe for democracy, our children will curse us in our graves. Speaking of our children, we need to teach them diligently that alsodag refuses to come to terms with reality. He prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination.

Already, some sadistic, subhuman lugs have begun to humiliate, subjugate, and eventually eliminate everyone who wants to deliver Alsodag from his appalling ignorance, and with terrifying and tragic results. What agendas will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Although there's no denying that his detractors are correct in their observation that the most perceptive members of our society respond positively to my message that I have always been earnest and emphatic—and even enthusiastic—in making a genuine contribution to human society, it may be somewhat more controversial to allege that if anything, Alsodag uses communism as a subtle poison to dry up the sound serum of morality on which this country used to thrive. There are several logical contradictions in his position on this matter. For example, alsodag's bait-and-switch tactics should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that alsodag's quips are intended to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society."

alsodag is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to befuddle the public and make sin seem like merely a sophisticated fashion. But on the other hand, many people have witnessed him impede the free flow of information. alsodag generally insists that his witnesses are mistaken and blames his libidinous mind games on homophobic calumniators. It's like he has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. As this letter draws to a close, I want to challenge you, the reader, to uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice. That's what I intend to do until my last breath.

Aimoperative

Lol,

I should do one on Rawar.....