A Guide to Spotting Hackers

[SARCASM]Aren't y'all ever faced by the problem of how to know if someone is a hacker or not? Do you wanna know how to tell a pro from a hacker from a noob? Here's all you need to know:


Someone is a hacker if:

- Double kill or more
- Got a headshot at least once
- Rank below butter bar
- Uses an M16 or any crappy gun
- Runs quickly (despite the fact he might be holding a knife or using the "G" ability as a mutant)
- English is not first language
- Has an invisible hack
- Kills you a lot
- Etc.

I leave you to find hackers now. ;)
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