pick me up

carltonbanx

I just started playing again (for the nth time) and I'm looking for a good team to play with. By good team I mean a solid lineup of nerds who can frag and aren't 16 year old tryhards who are new to shooting games. I've been around the block and back with cs 1.6 and source. Played cal premier and main since season 9 and cevo m/pt when cevo wasn't a joke. Now I just play ESEA pugs whilst jacking off semi flacidly to blondes get gangbanged by bbc's in the steam browser. I finished school a few weeks ago so I now have some time on my hands to embrace the filthy geek within that yearns to enrage other filthy geeks. My IGN is hacker[jS], upwards of 2.5 kdr and I can play any role from support rifle to entry frag awper just as long as you drop me a ****en gun (I don't understand why it is so ******edly difficult to farm items in this game). Send me a pm or post in here if you want to play.

So tl;dr

I CPL on unicorning angel munoz's HOLLA AT CHABOII
I also have a pleasant repertoire of racial jokes, possible esp and catlike reflexes.
Now you see me...meow you don't

carltonbanx

Also why the unicorn does the awp suddenly suffer from mouse accel when zoomed in. Zoom_sensitivity_ratio 1...what's the secret? And holy batman why does the netcode feel like it was written by philipino community college students: peek/abuse interp/profit??? It's been too long

carltonbanx

Bumble****sucker