National Moron Day
Since the 29th of March is the national stupidity day (don't ask me why), this thread will serve for ya all to talk about the most stupid thing you've done/seen.
Mine is as follows:
That was two years and something ago. Was training and some military camp. We had a class and sarge decided to teach us what's a grenade and how to use it... Well, we used cheap stun grenades (exploding with rubber and not shrapnel) ...
So the sarge gone like: "Allright punks, listen and listen well. This, is a grenade. To use it, just take off the pin. You got that? Good. Now you need to know how heavy the grenade is and how it will fly once you toss it. In order to make an effective grenade toss you need to ..."
And then he gets cut out. A guy, behind me for 3 tables, raised his hand with the stun grenade he held in it. The grenade was WITHOUT a pin. The guy was like: "Sir, what am I supposed to do with the grenade once I took the pin out?"
........... The sarge became red with rage: "Moron. Now you go outside and toss that thing far, FAR away from here. IDIOT."
So the guy was all like "allrighty, sorry, dang ...." but in order to stand up he had to push his chair away. And to do that, he just left the UNPINNED grenade on the table ......... The only thing sarge got time to do is to yell "HIT THE DECK!!!" ....
After that, half the squad had rubber in their asses for a WEEK.
What's your's stupidest action ever made/seen?
Mine is as follows:
That was two years and something ago. Was training and some military camp. We had a class and sarge decided to teach us what's a grenade and how to use it... Well, we used cheap stun grenades (exploding with rubber and not shrapnel) ...
So the sarge gone like: "Allright punks, listen and listen well. This, is a grenade. To use it, just take off the pin. You got that? Good. Now you need to know how heavy the grenade is and how it will fly once you toss it. In order to make an effective grenade toss you need to ..."
And then he gets cut out. A guy, behind me for 3 tables, raised his hand with the stun grenade he held in it. The grenade was WITHOUT a pin. The guy was like: "Sir, what am I supposed to do with the grenade once I took the pin out?"
........... The sarge became red with rage: "Moron. Now you go outside and toss that thing far, FAR away from here. IDIOT."
So the guy was all like "allrighty, sorry, dang ...." but in order to stand up he had to push his chair away. And to do that, he just left the UNPINNED grenade on the table ......... The only thing sarge got time to do is to yell "HIT THE DECK!!!" ....
After that, half the squad had rubber in their asses for a WEEK.
What's your's stupidest action ever made/seen?
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LoL! Awesome one!Aimoperative wrote: »Lol, funny story!:D
I was playing hide and seek when i ran into a tree, cut a huge scar across my face, and bent my nose for 2 weeks.....
Did i mention i was running to that tree to hide behind it?
Guess the tree didn't like me..
I once managed to close a door before I was done walking through it ... Broken my lips >.> ... -
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Going for a holiday to Wales about 6 years ago, it was my dad, mum, me and my brother.
My dad was driving this old burgundy Ford Granada, which ALL the way it kept breaking down, well it stopped jolting for about an hour, so he was driving along the motor way when he see's this caravan of hippies, he said "I'll have theses ba****ds" so he get's to the side of them, "swear at them kids" he says whilst giving them the middle finger and pipping the horn. (so we swore at them too) He then over takes them down the motor way, 20 minutes later the car decides to come to a dead stop in the middle of a dual carriage way, then these hippies turn up whilst he was on the phone to the AA, swearing and pipping, I was like, "just hide your face" to my brother. My dad had a rage and we got to Wales toed on the back of the AA lorry, it took 10 hours to get there, it would usually take about 5/6
That's it, the best stupid stories in my life always take place on the road
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6th grade. Summer time.
Just bought this awesome combat knife at my local knife store for $20. Sharper than hell and it looked pretty sturdy at the time... So I was like hell with it. I'm bored ima go chop down a tree!
So off I went into the forest to find a moderately slim tree to chop down with my new knife.
*Chop chop chop* wow this thing is working great *chop* *ragkadjfawerjadslf AHHHHHHHHHH* blade had just snapped right off and hit me in the shin. Worst day ever.
And waste of $20. -
LMFAO! NICE one! LoLoL!6th grade. Summer time.
Just bought this awesome combat knife at my local knife store for $20. Sharper than hell and it looked pretty sturdy at the time... So I was like hell with it. I'm bored ima go chop down a tree!
So off I went into the forest to find a moderately slim tree to chop down with my new knife.
*Chop chop chop* wow this thing is working great *chop* *ragkadjfawerjadslf AHHHHHHHHHH* blade had just snapped right off and hit me in the shin. Worst day ever.
And waste of $20.
Reminds me of another case at the camp. The sarge was unhappy because our corporal failed to bring the squad across the obstacle course fast enough. So the punishment for the whole squad was digging. Sarge gave us shovels, and said "I don't give a **** what you dig, but you dig from that tree there, and dig 'till rations are delivered!"
So we started digging. The problem was, that we digged across the road wich the truck with rations used to deliver the rations to the kitchen ............ We didn't even notice. 2 hours later, sarge comes back, watches the truck in front of the giant canal that we digged, and went like "What the **** ladies?" ...
So we just had to undo all that digging we done all the damn morning. -
In 1st grade the subject of church came up and everyone was talking about what they did in church and I said "we drink real blood for the communion at my church". The teacher thought I was crazy.
6th grade someone urinated all over the toilet and the floor in the boys bathroom right after the cleaning lady got done cleaning it. She told my teacher it was someone from her class. When my teacher asked everyone they all denied it and said just tell the truth and you wont get in trouble and this one guy gets up, slams his fist on the table and says "You cant handle the truth". He was the one who did it.
12th grade I was in Calculus and I saw someones french book and I said "I didnt know black people lived in France". I meant to say that in my head but evryone within earshot heard it
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