How to Aim (For Dummies)

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  • Sorry to hurt your feelings, but to be honest you really think this is funny to make these kinds of dumbass guide? Why are you so c0cky? You think you're really smart? Beginners will eventually learn how to aim without telling them, and we don't need a guide like this. Please make a guide that is not so obvious. And no, I am not being sarcastic. Don't hate me please.


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  • If someone rly needs this guide,he shouldnt be playing FPS game anyway.
  • WhiteBoyx wrote: »
    Follow these simple steps to become a Professional Killer.

    Simple and easy guide on how to Aim.

    Step one:
    Locate the Mouse on your desk or what ever you have your computer on.

    Step two:
    Place your right hand (if you are right handed) or your left hand (if you are left handed) on the mouse.

    Step three: (The magic begins)
    Move your mouse on the ENEMY player's head.

    Step four:
    Place your finger on the left click button located on your mouse and click.
    Note: when you click your mouse makes a clicking noise (WOOOOOOW)

    Step five:
    Don't celebrate until you are sure that the enemy you are shooting is dead.

    Tips:
    1. Don't drink or smoke while playing you will shoot yourself in the foot.
    They made you a song listen to it :P
    2. Don't Rage when you die or you will lose your aim.
    3. Stay calm it's just a game.

    Definitions:
    Mouse: a small thing located on your desk or where ever you have it
    that has a minimum of 2 buttons called the left click located at the left side of the mouse and a right click located on the right side.

    Enemy: Someone who is bad.Someone who tries to kill you.

    Fingers: A stick like figure you use to click on your mouse and
    type on your keyboard.
    You also might use it to pick your nose.

    Hope you all get pro.
    Hope you like this tutorial i'll be making a video
    and a more advanced tutorial as soon as you get decent :P

    I have a question on step 4.

    You mean left hand finger or right hand finger? there is big difference, if you put your left hand finger, you might need middle finger :)

    And I hate tutorial that is not detailed enough.
  • PzWasted wrote: »
    Its works OH MY BISCUITS

    LulWat?

    Anyways i'm glad you enjoyed this :D