Funny things to say to CF newbs
In GM/SD whisper to them this "R for fast defuse"
"Standing still in smoke makes u get high"
"Goto B site so I can give u a gun cuz I'm a high rank"
"Stand here so I can kill the enemy when he attacks u"
"cover the bomb in the No Bomb spray cuz its harder to see"
"Slashing with knife is better cuz its faster"
"F11 they're kciking you" when they're not
"Spray all ur shots at the wall's cuz u get wall shot's that way"
In a sniper match "Aim for the feet cuz people fall down and u can kill them"
"Standing still avoids the spray"
"Run into the base with a knife cuz you stab snipers"
I have tried these and they work LOL such noob's
"Standing still in smoke makes u get high"
"Goto B site so I can give u a gun cuz I'm a high rank"
"Stand here so I can kill the enemy when he attacks u"
"cover the bomb in the No Bomb spray cuz its harder to see"
"Slashing with knife is better cuz its faster"
"F11 they're kciking you" when they're not
"Spray all ur shots at the wall's cuz u get wall shot's that way"
In a sniper match "Aim for the feet cuz people fall down and u can kill them"
"Standing still avoids the spray"
"Run into the base with a knife cuz you stab snipers"
I have tried these and they work LOL such noob's
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In GM/SD whisper to them this "R for fast defuse"
"Standing still in smoke makes u get high"
"Goto B site so I can give u a gun cuz I'm a high rank"
"Stand here so I can kill the enemy when he attacks u"
"cover the bomb in the No Bomb spray cuz its harder to see"
"Slashing with knife is better cuz its faster"
"F11 they're kciking you" when they're not
"Spray all ur shots at the wall's cuz u get wall shot's that way"
In a sniper match "Aim for the feet cuz people fall down and u can kill them"
"Standing still avoids the spray"
"Run into the base with a knife cuz you stab snipers"
I have tried these and they work LOL such noob's
I'd like to add to the list...
"Hey, are you not that annoying kid who got banned from the forum for being immature and annoying and is now back evading his ban? Fireagle?" -
I'd like to add to the list...
"Hey, are you not that annoying kid who got banned from the forum for being immature and annoying and is now back evading his ban? Fireagle?"
wow seriously? i would have never guessed!
someone please, for the love of god ban this kid before i ragequit the forums. -
a lot of the noobs i come across tend to do these things anway. i tend desperately to tell them the right thing to
"dont spray long range, burst shot"
"go to the bomb idiot, its SnD not 'yay let the bomb explode'."
"try aiming at him rather than above him"
those are the most common ones, but ive seen tonnes more. -
sandwichROAR wrote: »"T makes diffuse go faster."
"Alt F4 for instant diffuse!
And for all the noobs who call everyone a hacker...
"Yes, we're all hacking. The mods made it legal now, didn't you know?
"Noob I am not speed-hacking, fast run is a ZP item now." -
DrunkEagle wrote: »I use the classic...
Noob: FREAKING NOOB CHAMMER, KICK DRUNKEAGLE!!
drunkeagle: cool story bro
Somebody didn't read the whole thread.
Addition to the list: When they ask "how do I pick up other guns?" you tell them that they have to use up all the ammo in their current gun first.
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