A Joke

MaypleSyrup

3 Guys at a cafe.

One says "I think ive got the smallest arm in the world."

The second one says "I think ive got the smallest Head in the world."

The third one says "I think ive got the smallest di.ck in the world."


So they all went to to the Guinness World Records.

The 1st one came out happy and said "Yes, i got the record for the smallest arm!"

The 2nd guy came out with a smile saying "Haha I got the smallest head record."

The 3rd Guy Came out and shouted "WHO THE FU*K IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!"



LOL idk, I liked it. Im kinda bored. :rolleyes:

(apoligies to any 12 yr old die hard JB fans.)

SooperPickle

Careful, you might upset eric douglace

twinkledaddy

Boy was that cheesy.

MaypleSyrup

PickleMunzta wrote: »

Careful, you might upset eric douglace

Dun Worry! This guy will protect me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwwWSXTbvwA&feature=related

TheRighty

There was a guy who was drowning.
One boat came and asked him if he needed help.
The guy said no, god will save me.
A second boat came and asked if he needed help.
The guy said no, god will save me.
He died and went to heaven.
He asked god, why didn't you save me?
God said, I sent you 2 boats you big dummy.