20th Century soldier guidebook

20th Century soldier guidebook
1.0 - Introduction
1.1 - Say hi
2.0 - Enemies
2.1 - What to do when you encounter one
2.2 - What do they do if you don't do what's necessary
3.0 - Places
3.1 - Good hide spots
3.2 - Mission we'll go through
4.0 - Your leaders
4.1 - OBEY THEM
5.0 - Team mates
5.1 - Teammate classes
6.0 - Dieing
6.1 - Are you dead?
6.2 - Is your teammate dead?
7.0 - Hackers
7.1 - join them or ban them
8.0 - Well, stop laying around GET OUT THERE!

1.0 INTRODUCTION
This is the 20TH CENTURY SOLDIER GUIDEBOOK for Global risk soldiers

1.1 SAY HI!
Say hello to your fellow teammates and don't forget to say good bye, it may be the last time you see them.

2.0 ENEMIES
Our enemies are the Black List and our mission is to kill Ghost and the others.

2.1 WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER ONE
We must immediately kill them because if you don't look below, you may kill them any of our guns

2.2 WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN YOU DON'T DO WHAT'S NECESSARY
Well if they see you, they will kill you, that's why we must kill them first

3.0 PLACES
Over our years, we have to stop the Black list from making Project Ghost part 2 and other vicious experiments

3.1 GOOD HIDE SPOTS
Here are some:
1. Hiding behind soldier - EXCELLENT HIDE SPOT(not recommended)
2. A black list soldier - SUPERB HIDE SPOT(not recommended)
3. A bush - bad hide spot
4. A pebble - TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HIDE SPOT
5. In a helicoptor - VERY GOOD HIDE SPOT, BUT WE'LL KICK YOU BACK OUT
6. Inside a box - HOLY SH1T THE BEST HIDE SPOT EVER!!!!!!!

3.2 MISSIONS WE'LL GO THROUGH
We will go through many mission such as in Transport Ship, Black Widow, Temple ruins, Excavation and Laboratory

4.0 OUR LEADER
Our leaders are most commonly Reffered to [GM]Saidin, [MOD]Rex, [MOD]Bruce, [MOD]dDoTt, [MOD]Dot, [MOD]Giggletron and many more!

4.1 OBEY YOUR LEADERS
Obey us, so we command you to buy the 20 books of TOS,rules and spam.

5.0 TEAMMATES
Teammates are important so keep them arround,they are most commonly used as bait or cover

5.1 TEAMMATE CLASSES
There is:
SWAT:A badass guy with an angry eye
OMOH:Most easy and recognizable classes for it has snow camo as Global risk and spelled backwards is h0mo
SAS:Special Air service. The guy in Zerantol2's avatar
GSG-9:The Germanscutchzegrown-9 or Good Stupid Game - 9 is a tall class and black as Black list
SPOP-The SPecial OPerations or second most s3xy girl
STAR-The most s3xy girl,best to look up her panties :)

6.0 DIEING
Dieing is very easy
jum off a cliff, get killed by enemies, get Back stabbed, get kill by your own grenade and many others!

6.1 ARE YOU DEAD?
Well if you don't know, go to a local Check store and buy a death-o-meter

6.2 IS YOUR TEAMMATE DEAD?
Well, ask yourself
1.Is he breathing
2. Is he moving
3. Is he saying "I'm alive"
4. Is not bleeding
5. Did you know you we're no.5 now, not no.6?
If no is to all you answers then CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FOUND YOUR FIRST DEAD GUY!

7.0 Hackers
The story of hacking(copied from Sebbern)
Father=Ban mom=patch
Son1=Ban hammer, son 2 =hack daughter=hackpatch
hack want kill whole family
Banhammer banished him to Banville
Hack made people have hack which has many types
Banhammer and hackpatch died gloriously
they created game masters, moderators and players
all 3 made IPban

7.1 JOIN THEM OR BAN THEM
Well the answer is easy...JOIN THEM AND THEIR MANY HACK MEMORIALS
THE STREETS OF SPEED
THE WALL OF PERVERTED
THE AIMBOT VALLEY
THE TOWER OF 1 HIT KILL
and old hack memorials
THE SKY OF NO CLIP
and
HELL'S GOD MODE

8.0 well,stop laying around, GET OUT THERE!
It's time to tell the truth
Did you eat all of my cookies?
We global risk decended from the mighty spartans
THIS IS GLOBAL RISK!!!TONIGHT, WE DINE WITH SIR ALEX ROID!!!!!

ORDER NOW AND GET:
THE LIMITED EDITION M12s-S-S-ADV-CAMOISH-GOLD
NAKED SPOP
WALL HACK
AIMBOT
SPEED HACK
1 HIT KILL HACK
10 DUAL GOLDEN DEAGLES
20 SCAR-L-SCOPE

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