The real u know u play CF to much

Roflc0pter · February 2010

When ur mom comes to wake u up in the morning she opens the curtins and u say DONT FLASH BANG ME.

When u and ur friends play hide & go seek and u are found and you YELL WALL HACK CHAMER

Or when you see someone crying and say QQ

And if u've spent 1000 dollers over the game rofl

Or when u say "REPORTED U CANT PUNCH ME IN THE FACE"

V3RTeX · February 2010

L0Lum4d wrote: »

Or when you see someone crying and say QQ

unfortunately, this is a common one with some of my friends.

*Repeatedly working out KDRs in your head has given you supernatural division powers.

*You can just look at most characters and estimate how much $$$ they're wearing.

*You know EVERY gun sound.

*You stay up playing until sun up, and when you wake up at sunset, you continue to play.

*You saw the MP7 on future weapons and had a mental conflict in your mind knowing how bad it sucks in CF.

xDragonSpiritx · February 2010

some other reasons xD:
-> youll be called a hacker and get kicked from every room :O
-> you watch every 10 mins in forum
-> you cry because they didnt released the big patch
-> you play other cf versions because u cant get enough
-> you wanna be better than others and play 25 hours XD
-> you know all gun stats from memory
-> you buy every week ZP

MissA]Suzy · February 2010

--> Refresh clan page after every game, even though you don't get apps. xD
-->Watch replays of yourself playing
--> Bought all guns
--> Average at 20,000 EXP EVERY day. >.<

Some i do

Figgezz · February 2010

->Have you quit your job to play CF?
->Do you have a CF related background, skin, or theme installed on your computer?
->If you were in a 1 on 1 situation in real life would u say knives?
->Have you refused sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend in order to play CF?

xDragonSpiritx · February 2010

saintNooby wrote: »

--> Refresh clan page after every game, even though you don't get apps. xD
-->Watch replays of yourself playing
--> Bought all guns
--> Average at 20,000 EXP EVERY day. >.<

Some i do

i need 6-8 guns more than i have all for now. xD
but the dragunov and colt etc sucks

ok i won 1 million gp one time :O

-> other games are boring for u
-> u wanna find out new tactics
-> u get angry and pwn anything with the unleashed power
-> u call your mom SPOP char XDDD
-> u wanna play cf in real life (as Spop?Joke =P)
-> you create an clan and wanna be the 1. place!
->you buy everytime Zp crates till you get a perm gun xD
(if youre unlucky like meee)
wuahah o.O thats mean with girlfriend xD

Stefan502 · February 2010

Dunkkel45 wrote: »

some other reasons xD:
-> youll be called a hacker and get kicked from every room :O
-> you watch every 10 mins in forum
-> you cry because they didnt released the big patch
-> you play other cf versions because u cant get enough
-> you wanna be better than others and play 25 hours XD
-> you know all gun stats from memory
-> you buy every week ZP

lol ure is the best...i have to stop reading forums rofl.

xDragonSpiritx · February 2010

yeah we're all freaks

i know that, because my friend dont watch in the forum.. he only plays but cf..but not much.
haha

KayzN · February 2010

saint you nearly have every gun i only get the the one's that are for SnD.

BUGMafia99 · February 2010

if u play CF to much u say : SPOP are hot(lol)

Churchez · February 2010

You know you play to much when...

you reply to this topic..
Time seems to fade away and its already the next day...

Churchez · February 2010

You know you play to much when...

you reply to this topic..
Time seems to fade away and its already the next day...

Churchez · February 2010

GeneralRex wrote: »

When a hot girl walks in your room and you yell don't flash me noob

You know you play cross fire to much

When you dream that will happen lul...

You wish a hot girl walked into your room rex

and your sister doesn't count lul jk jk

Churchez · February 2010

Fml seriously does my phone not wanna quit double posting..

xDragonSpiritx · February 2010

if u wanna play your gf als char in cf

theHI · February 2010

... You say stuff like affirmative and/or negative in place of yes and no irl... Or you know who saintNooby is o.0

benthaman · February 2010

When u watch american football and says omg look at the zp noobs they wear armor, and using spos for motivation.

platapierule · February 2010

when you call your mom a slash noob when she is cutting turkey.

xDragonSpiritx · February 2010

when u dream of cf while sleeping

you hit the kids in school with a selfmade woodknive and own the heads with paperballs and call out loud: owned, you noob!XD

[LobsterMts] · February 2010

When you defuse your microwave.

Kobooold · February 2010

GeneralRex wrote: »

When a hot girl walks in your room and you yell don't flash me noob

Wouldn't you want her to flash you? *rimshot*

Kobooold · February 2010

XSkiLLeD wrote: »

when u dream of cf while sleeping

you hit the kids in school with a selfmade woodknive and own the heads with paperballs and call out loud: owned, you noob!XD

There are pills for that now.

SLMftw · February 2010

lmao.........This thread is way so funny.

R4MM3R · February 2010

- when you try to pick up something by running over it
- when run around with lemonade thinking your kewl
- when you try to defuse a gameboy
- when you fail gym class you call others speedhackers
- when you are not joining the army because you are scared off lagg
- when you knock out your best friend and start to T-bag him

ect...

DenxiV2 · February 2010

When you're suprised that the phone doesn't make a talk indicator sound like Ventrilo.

DeathEffects · February 2010

- When you jump around, and when people look at you like they look a moron you yell: I'm B-Hopping, full bright ***orzz!
- When you put the turkey on your head.
- When you're in class you put your backpack on telling it helps you to study with 10+ EXP.
- When you refuse to help your father to dig the new pool assuming that the spade is lagging.
- When tourists ask you where to go you answer "A Site".
- When you try to crouch while jumping.
- When you tend to hit people sneaking on you justifing yourself by "I hear your breathe"
- When you yell "Fire In The Hole" but you are actually tossing a snowball.
- When you run into a wall and ask someone to push you in.

DJ_ALEX · February 2010

u guys are crazy lmao

when u watch movies of vin diesel and u see him using knife all the time u say hack hack cuz hes too good and all u want is to press f11 lol

The real u know u play CF to much

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