Information Guide on Forum Trolls

Hello, and thank you for consulting this informative post on the trolls that lurk the global forums, not just this one, no, no... This is a world wide pandemic. During this guide I will be asking that you refer to serval books that should come with every fps game download, if you don't have them don't worry, the titles say it all. Now than, let us begin shall we?


First of all, what is a "Forum Troll"? Well good ol' google defines a troll as this:
A troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community

Interesting...

I myself have ran into quite a few "trolls" they are never very pleasant folks to be around, most of them are arrogant at best and down right stupid commonly. Your best defense against one of these so called trolls is common sense, knowing that no matter what they say, nine out of ten they will end up alone and fat from wasting their lives trying to bring others drama, and their disgusting disposition.

For phrases that will peg a potential forum troll in game, please refer to your
"How to R4GE 0N N()()B$" booklet that comes with the download, if you have problems finding it, please contact your local want to be leetist shop for another copy ( BEWARE: TROLLS ATTEMPT TO DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS LEET AT TIMES ). For a more in depth look as to what type of troll, you may want to refer to your
"Causing drama for people that just want to have fun? STOP IT!" hand out you received at the door.

Recently I have noticed that more and more FPS forum trolls travel in packs, trying to spam every thread they can, rather than finding something productive to do. Though to such a sad creature, telling lies is entertainment for them. Some experts think that they have played the game so much they no longer find it interesting, but rather than find a new one, they continue to play trying to ruin it for others that enjoy said game still. No is positive due to the lack in mentality that one suffers in the change from an average gamer to a forum troll.

BEWARE, you could become a troll at any time, here are some clear signs that will tell you the change is happening.

1. Trying to kick and less experienced team member.
2. Attempting to pry others for information about their personal life to use against them.
3. Bring up old issues that no one ( except forum trolls and other idiots ) really care or want to deal with again.
4. Spamming others threads, just for the hell of it. ( Pictures, ******ed comments, things like that. )
5. Trying to discredit others so you can feel better about yourself. Everyone has a right to enjoy this game not just you.
6. Being an all around ****** just because you have nothing better to do and your wrist hurts from masturbating too much. This includes but is not limited to. Calling hack every time you die, crying like a little girl if you lose, calling names for no apparent reason other than your mad you have no skill.

THIS GUIDE COVERS TROLLS AS A WIDE TERM THAT IS MORE THAN LIKELY TRUE, MOST FORUM TROLLS ARE THE RAGERS AND WHINERS IN GAME. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OWN OPPIONS AND THE WRITER OF THIS GUIDE DOES NOT FAULT YOU FOR THAT. THIS IS NOT A FLAME POST OR A TROLL ATTEMPT AT POKING FUN ON THE SUBJECT, THIS HAS BEEN A COMMUNITY ADVISORY TO BETTER THOSE OF YOU THAT DIDNT KNOW.

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