What are your funny macros?

my new ones (since 2 days ago) are:


*I opened a ZP crate and got: an aimbot!*
*If I were a farmer, would you be my cow?*
*I'm not a h4cker, you just s.ck*
*RAGEQUIT! Thank you, come again!*

a clanmate of me got a funny one as well:

[TIP]: Press Left Mousebutton To Shoot

xD when I first saw that one I almost fell out of my chair xD

F5: OMFG HA.X NUB LAGGER KI***K!
F6: LOL NUB U FAIL Q.Q.
F7: DON'T KIKK PLZ I GIVE U FREE CAKEZZ.
F8: NEXT PERSON WHO TYPES A TEXT IS A [Censored].

All in caps... You know i put this macro set when am bored....

i got a likely story , then i keep spamming stop until they say stop what and then i say failing in caps

jajajaj me no hecks men me no 360 me good
whysobrman""
whysosexyman""

-umad?
-Cool story bro.
-Yes
-No

[MOD]Delaco wrote: »

- I am cheese
- No, you are a taco
- There is no Mod here
- F11 Goddish

Lmfao at last one

my ign is wrongly speld im owndbyou
where are we going clap clap clap
GRANDMA`S HOUSE (:3)
STOP SPAMMING DUDE!!!

F5 No macro saved.
F6 No macro saved.
F7 No macro saved.
F8 No macro saved.

Ragdog wrote: »

F5: Theres more where that came from. (When someone says my gun is cool)
F6: Your face just got customized. (When i get a head shot with M4-C)
F7: F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11... (When i want people to agree to kicking)
F8: F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12... (When i want people to disagree to kicking)

Prodigy fails. Bet you use your F6 macro on an average of like twice a day?

f8 look at me i can spam nonsense too!

/CheckMate:Rank- 28/
/-Pawn, Proud LT of CheckMate/
/Bow down noob, you're terrible/
/CheckMate. When we come, you're done/

f5: Owned by a GLOCK (When I own someone with my glock)
f6: Muwahaha, FEAR the rotten one.. (ign: xRottenSoulx)
f7: Keep cryin your only making me inFAMOUS (when accused for hacking)
f8: Pick up your balls and man up (when still being accuse for hacking)

F5: If you TRULY think that; Save & Report << Said when ppl begin making hack-usations
F6: I h4ck because u made the noob mistake?
F7: Invest in noise down if your going to ghost
F8: Do you ALWAYS QQ this much?

Those are my currents, as I mostly play GM matches...so they're geared to the QQers who yell h4ck every time they die. Some othwers I've had were;

- HERRRRRRREEEE Kitty Kitty Kitty!
- Does ur mother still breast feed u?
- Because you cry alot... [goes with the macro above]
- It might help if u practice (I've also used aim)
- I apologize; I dnt mean 2 b better than u
- How'd that taste? ...Now lick ur lips & Enjoy

F6- WAS THAT SLAYER?? yes...sigh..
F7-thats one badass moe foe
F8- STOP head butting my bullets damn!!!

F6: WTF!?!? BOOOOOOOM!!
F7: IS THAT ENOUGH M0TH3R FUC(K)3R!?
F8: SAY CHEEESEEEEEEEE
F9: Wanna ride my bullet-stick ? < (music reference "I wanna ride your disco stick")