What are your funny macros?

DoctorBee · October 2009

mine are:
A Friend With Weed, Is A Friend Indeed.
the thing in my sig.
and clan recruiting stuff

so just wondering what funny macros you guys have? or seen other funny ones..

Keyyy · October 2009

love and weed all we need.
make sex not war
btw my macro is

*NewGen* is on recruiting.PM me to join us.

hope it funny

ComeClaritty · October 2009

F5: Theres more where that came from. (When someone says my gun is cool)
F6: Your face just got customized. (When i get a head shot with M4-C)
F7: F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11 F11... (When i want people to agree to kicking)
F8: F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12... (When i want people to disagree to kicking)

DoctorBee · October 2009

keyenes1925 wrote: »

love and weed all we need.
make sex not war

yet you play a game full of war stuff xD
makes much sense

DoctorBee · October 2009

Ragdog wrote: »

F8: F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12 F12... (When i want people to agree to kicking)

f12 when you want people to agree to kicking? thats a fail.

nutd · October 2009

mine is
"ur death is sponcered by mac donalds. im loving it!!!"
and
"sir! have u got a lincense to be this noob!"

thoughtshark · October 2009

Shark attack!!!!! (all caps though)

ComeClaritty · October 2009

daniel8u wrote: »

f12 when you want people to agree to kicking? thats a fail.

sorry wasnt concerntrating lol

ComeClarityy · October 2009

mine are

Your Death Sponserd by ~~ComeClarityy~~
#include iostream
{cout >> "chamms";
return 0;}

Keyyy · October 2009

daniel8u wrote: »

yet you play a game full of war stuff xD
makes much sense

just saying *_*

nolifers · October 2009

ComeClarityy wrote: »

#include iostream
{cout >> "chamms";
return 0;}

LOL

mine are hackusations of clan members to get them kicked from pubs XD ...so evil... such as "KIK STIUCA HE HAS FISHBOT!!! FISHBOT NEWB!!!" surprisingly it works

LetterT · October 2009

the wheels on the bus go QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ

zottel1711 · October 2009

watchout someone is using a aimrobot
U

DoctorBee · October 2009

HaschMuffin wrote: »

watchout someone is using a aimrobot
U

never heard of aimROBOT.

Sandstorm88 · October 2009

*It Was An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie*
*Yellow Polka Dot Bikini*

and

*Cause I'm A Gummybear!*

always lollage when they say things like:

why you hack? *Cause I'm a Gummybear!*

(both are from Gummybear songs)

a clanmate of me (Sauvage) also has a fun bind:

*Loading UShallNotPass.DLL.... 98% done... SUCCEEDED* or something like that

you should see the whining from other teams when he does that xD

smogity · October 2009

my name is mike hunt
my name is hugh g. rection
i have the body of a model...i keep it in the freezer!
clan recruiting stuff :P

l_Rena_l · October 2009

1: DO A MEXICAN WAVE
2: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3: The only good thing i got in zp crates
4: was a pack of condoms.

there are mine at this time. 3 and 4 normaly gets people talking in a game.

CFG_Sp0ng3b0b · October 2009

F5: Pwned by a yellow guy(spongebob ftw^^)with m16

-my ign is -Sp0ng3b0b-
F6: n00000000000000000000000000000000000b xD
F7:F11111111111111111111111111111
F8:F11111111111111111111111111111 *gg*

zottel1711 · October 2009

daniel8u wrote: »

never heard of aimROBOT.

aimbot

123456789

Wyvernfire · October 2009

nolifers wrote: »

LOL

mine are hackusations of clan members to get them kicked from pubs XD ...so evil... such as "KIK STIUCA HE HAS FISHBOT!!! FISHBOT NEWB!!!" surprisingly it works

LOL I used to accuse people of swimhacks xD.

F6:"WHERE IS YOUR ACE NOW?"
F7:"A likely story..."
F8:"I WILL STAB YOU WITH BULLETS"
F9:"Eso es lo que ella dijo."

;D

For F9 I used to have "I don't have a recruiting macro

" for when when people would spam their recruiting macros. I would hit it once and then they would spam theirs to be like "haha" and then I would spam that and everyone would lol =S

CrackinDomes · October 2009

F5: Did I Just Crack Your Dome? ~Exiled Owner~
F6: Clan Stuff
F7: Clan Stuff
F8: Clan Stuff

Kapers · October 2009

A Little Bang Bang. Some Pew Pew. Less QQ.
So I hack? Feel Free To Report Me.
Look! A Big Happy Face! =]

Henley64 · October 2009

F5: F11 (hardly use this one

)
F6: F12 (I use it a lot O_O they always kicking me

)
F7: I'm not a hackr! (they always think I hack

)
F8: Stanley64 is not a hackr! (hehe, I usually play together with this guy.. and he's quite good

)

NipXe · October 2009

Kicking me wouldn't make you better.
Try being nice |^_^| sooo cute darling.
Don't make excuses, play on and learn, no QQ
Please lil kid >save< & >watch< the replay.

They work in any situation, it's amaising.

LCMDUSNSF · October 2009

Dont Be mad that i just stuck my knife in your gun and knocked your teeth out

hey hey hey .......... BUH BUH NOW

Do you Need a Asprin with that Headache

Whats Sad is u got Guns, all i got is my Knife

Damn Hacker Blood, It rust my knife

as u can read i do alot of GM playing

RendoRazor · October 2009

All your base are belong to me!!!
ALL our base are belong to u guys!
The flutter patter of poison flutterby wings hath struck thee down!
Kickells McKickerson is pro at qq!!!

Bung400k · October 2009

Just a short question, i didnt find in the forums how do i save a macro, and yes in somethings im a computer noob.

LCMDUSNSF · October 2009

there in the options on your CF under community

Goddish · October 2009

Bung400k wrote: »

Just a short question, i didnt find in the forums how do i save a macro, and yes in somethings im a computer noob.

Its under the settings Community tab in game.

Mine are
F5: COOL STORY BRO.
F6: RUFF.

SerenityLove · October 2009

my fiorst 2 marcos are basicly a "i dont hack noob" marcos.

and the other two are...

all your cookies belong to Pandorum

and

Pandorum Recruiting 1.1kdr+ with vent

[LobsterMts] · October 2009

Mine is
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Rawr
Touch me, and then push me, my body is all yours, so touch me.

Lol epic win dunt it? :P

What are your funny macros?

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