Message to Alan?

Sup, Alan?

To anyone reading this, go ahead. Try and let Alan? find out somehow. Maybe get this message to him. Whatever. Basically, he kicked my brother and I from his group 300 kittens, despite that my brother was actually one of the best knifers in there, and I was one of the top 20 out of 25 or however many players they had. Point is, he kicked me without even seeing me play.

SO, Alan, here's the idea. I'm going to train and get even better until November 3rd, my 18th birthday. Then I'm going to fight you in a 1v1 match. If I win, I become the leader of your awful clan. Here's how the 1v1 is going to go: I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll be coughing up my bloody toenails for a week. This ass kicking is going to be so bad that you'll feel your ass blister in real life. Get some pain killers. Get ready. This fight won't last long.