Cross Fire Summer guide to success.

[Size=+4] Cross Fire Summer guide to success![/size]
MADE IN CHINA
I SAID MADE IN CHINA!!
[SIZE=+2] WARNING! TRY THIS AT HOME WE ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET A BAD KDR AND WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS. GOT IT? GET IT? GOOD.[/SIZE]

Summer is a time for fun and relax. What is more fun than killing noobs in Noob server, Alpha server, and Bravo servers. There are many ways to kill noobs. Hang them... Well.... you can't do that unless you were a hacker. Well, follow my guide and you will have a fun summer in Cross Fire.
NOW SIT BACK AND HAVE A COOKIE

[SIZE=+2] ZP[/SIZE]
What better than a cup of refreshing cup of ZP juce.(Not 100% ZP juce. Artificial flavors and may be dangerous. Caution: Poisonous) Get some ZP at deposit page. Or MOD 9's form page. NOT! Seriously, get it at the deposit page. If you are bored and lazy to go to the store and get some. Well, there is a new solution. Use surveys!! It now. Not for $9.99. For $0 (really!)


[SIZE=+2] Weapons [/SIZE]
M12
More danger means more fun. Get your guns. Best weapon to get is the M12. It is packed with a lot of power because everyone just dies when you shoot them with it. You don't need ANY SKILLS!!
[SIZE=+3] USE M12 ON MOD 9
MOD 9's codename: 9[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+2] everyone add him!!! [/SIZE]

M16
Free gun! 100% MONEY BACK GUARRANTEED!!
M700
Free gun! 100% MONEY BACK GUARRANTEED!!
Hacks
Able to kill everyone with a single click.... or more.... Wait don't use it!!
I said NO!! Thank you.

[SIZE=+2]SKILLS:[/SIZE]

GM:
If you are BL rush to your enemy and stand there then press W and S together. And hold it until you get shot in the head. tELL YOUR enemy where you and your team are located and were you guys are going to plant the C4.

TD:
RUSH AND SPRAY WITH M12.
or
FARM lol

SD:
Don't move and throw a grenade at your teammate planting the bomb.

MM + HMX + HM
Camp with nothing with you. Get killed. In the end make you sure you say GG.

ZM:
Range kick everyone. The range quit.

FFA:
Tell your enemy where you are. And camp there until you die.

Escape:
Complain that you can't break the door.


Clan War:
Throws a grenade at your teammate when they got low hp. Then when you loose say GG.


CAPTURE THE FLAG.
THERE ARE NO CAPTURE THE FLAG.
Audience: awwwwwwwwwwwww
"Audience throws apple at me"



[SIZE=+2] WARNING!
TRY THIS AT HOME[/SIZE]
Please use these at YOUR RISK. NOT MY FAULT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS!
If you lose a battle don't blame me. Because I warned you!
I WARNED YOU!!!