Time for a game!
So I wanna see how this goes. Please play along and keep disrespectful comments to yourself. If you don't wanna play, don't post. Okay, here are the rules.
The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.
For example:
Starter: I wish I had a new gaming computer.
Poster: Granted, but when it comes it gets hit by lighting and never works again.
I wish for Coke.
Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)
Lets start!
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I wish to be a billionaire!
The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.
For example:
Starter: I wish I had a new gaming computer.
Poster: Granted, but when it comes it gets hit by lighting and never works again.
I wish for Coke.
Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)
Lets start!
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I wish to be a billionaire!
Comments
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MisterMunzta wrote: »Granted, but you'll have indecent kids who'll shorten your life greatly through annoyance.
I want to enter a great engineering school.
implying i want kids.
granted. But your marvellous engineering piece falls and crushes you.
i want 6 months off work. -
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Granted! But during your six months off you develop a rash, the rash turns into a skin eating disease which is passed on the your "decent woman"
I wish I was taller!
Using your wish cuz Natt didn't wish for anything (his 6 months off turned indefinite time off, ie fired).
Granted, but because you got taller than you're used to, you lost your balance, and fell off a cliff, now you're in a wheelchair... Good thing you're still tall huh?
I wish I could fly. -
MisterMunzta wrote: »Using your wish cuz Natt didn't wish for anything (his 6 months off turned indefinite time off, ie fired).
Granted, but because you got taller than you're used to, you lost your balance, and fell off a cliff, now you're in a wheelchair... Good thing you're still tall huh?
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you seem to fly above the Earth's atmosphere in your excitement and cannot breathe. A minute later, you crash down into (safely) a sea, where you regain consciousness.
I wish I could pause time and do whatever I wanted. -
MisterMunzta wrote: »now you're in a wheelchair... Good thing you're still tall huh?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!I wish I could pause time and do whatever I wanted.
Granted, but when you paused time you were "free running" you fell and hit your head, now you're semi-retarted and forgot how to unpause time. Now all your time is spent alone talking to paused people.
I wish could be 15 again -
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, but when you paused time you were "free running" you fell and hit your head, now you're semi-retarted and forgot how to unpause time. Now all your time is spent alone talking to paused people.
I wish could be 15 again
Granted, but you have to be a transsexual.
Did I take it to far?
I wish no one would comment after me. -
Granted, but as you see this post that doesn't exist, you realize you're going insane and that everything people tell you sound like "hvrihgiwfvbidwuhbluhwouyouyouywouy" to you.
I wish I had more FPS in game.
EDIT :Granted, but you seem to fly above the Earth's atmosphere in your excitement and cannot breathe. A minute later, you crash down into (safely) a sea, where you regain consciousness.
FYI if I went above Earth's atmosphere, I'd boil because of the extremely low pressure, so my crash wouldn't be that safe
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Granted, but when you got more FPS you went into a game craze, spent all your money on new games and ended up going broke and losing everything you had.
I wish everyone would do what I told them
I even lost the games I bought?!
no way!
Granted, but as people aren't very bright, they always do what you ask wrong, and end up utterly failing, until eventually you have to take responsibility for all that raw failure and everyone despises you.
I wish I had a pet tiger that would always behave. -
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You finaly reached sayian form after hours of meditation, but then a rock falls on your head and you die, and there are no halos left.
I wish I had a nice and cold chocolate milkshake.
granted, the bottom of the cup falls out, and empties on your lap, looking like explosive diarrhoea.
Wish i had a huge mansion, on it's own private island, in the med. -
You finaly reached sayian form after hours of meditation, but then a rock falls on your head and you die, and there are no halos left.
I wish I had a nice and cold chocolate milkshake.
i'd be a super sayian who died because of a rock? what kind of pathetic sayain is that?[MOD]NattNatt wrote: »granted, the bottom of the cup falls out, and empties on your lap, looking like explosive diarrhoea.
Wish i had a huge mansion, on it's own private island, in the med.
Granted, but a "Costa Croisière" huge cruise boat came too close because of a stupid captain, who left the boat when he realized he was in deep trouble, and wrecked on your island (based on a true story), now you have to take care of all the passengers and the crew, because they're considered abroad and don't have a passeport.
I wish I could master Henge no jutsu. -
Granted, but you can't ever pronounce it properly, or talk about it.
have glasses with a computer built in, and is controlled by thoughts, but you cant turn it off...
or
have to constantly run. Everywhere. All the time. When sleeping, working, eating...
also: i'd enjoy the company on mah island. Bleed them dry. -
[MOD]NattNatt wrote: »Granted, but you can't ever pronounce it properly, or talk about it.
have glasses with a computer built in, and is controlled by thoughts, but you cant turn it off...
or
have to constantly run. Everywhere. All the time. When sleeping, working, eating...
also: i'd enjoy the company on mah island. Bleed them dry.MisterMunzta wrote: »Wrong game Natt?
NATT Breaking forum thread rules lika BOSSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c -
... that reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ztiAN9k584 xD[MOD]NattNatt wrote: »have to constantly run. Everywhere. All the time. When sleeping, working, eating...MisterMunzta wrote: »I with I had a flying Delorean, no time travel though.
Granted, but your test flight goes wrong and you crash into a nuclear plant killing millions.
I wish I had flying monkey as a pet :rolleyes: -
Gh0st_Slay3r wrote: »I wish I had flying monkey as a pet :rolleyes:
Granted, but your monkey evolves into a super genius and ties you up, and flies you to the top of Mt. Everest and leaves you for dead. Then laughs the whole way flying back down the mountain.
I wish I had more friends. -
[MOD]NattNatt wrote: »hush! was a long day at work.
ot: evil genie turned everything bad.
i wish i had a cream egg the size of my house.
Granted, SPLAT.... oops your drowned in a big pile of goo...
I wish I had a man eating killer robot!!!! :rolleyes: -
Gh0st_Slay3r wrote: »Granted, SPLAT.... oops your drowned in a big pile of goo...
I wish I had a man eating killer robot!!!! :rolleyes:
easy. too easy.
kills everyone you love, your family, friends, everyone.
except you.
i wish i could get off here and go to bed.
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