Send me all your QQs!

[LongStory]

I'm a melee-er. Given a choice, I will knife you if I can. I'm just that kind of a d****ebag (Is it appropriate that my knife killmark is a trollface?) So one of the things that I do to hone my skills is to find a Prison or Museum TDM and just knife away. There's something about 8 snipers shooting you as you run down a wide open map that you just don't get from Arena or Ghost Mode... I do snipe some matches, so its not like I'm a TOTAL f**....

I run into a lot of QQs this way. I don't know why - any decent sniper gets free kills off of me.

Here comes the funny part. Today, I was in a Museum TDM, knifing as usual. I'm running across the middle. Some lieutenant by the IGN of Tyler (Watch him come flame me on the forums LOL) is standing on the other side - with a sniper. Instead of taking the wide open shot, he pulls out his Rose Axe and rushes me. Moments later, he was dead from a Kukri to the head. Oh, man did he start QQing. Instantly, "kick xcellt!" (STILL no one gets my name right...), "kick noob kinfe", ectectect. No one pays him any attention, so then HE goes around (with a shovel this time) knifing my team mates.

Wait... what? The SAME GUY who was QQing about a knifer is now unashamedly knifing himself. Extremely cool... so I made it a point to knife him before he got to my teammates (He really sucked at melee, I got 4-5 kills off him, he only got me once) and every time I nailed him, the QQs grew. He had a differnt color chat text, so his QQs stood out amazingly well. He progressed to insulting me as being a "wet p***y", a "n****r", and a "noob", plus a dozen others - all in "CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!". And when the match was over, he started whispering me, again with the insults. I'm not going to report him, he's being punished already by getting so worked up over a game. I mean, if he got that annoyed by a knifer, he must have a stroke when someone hacks.

[/LongStory]

Anyway, since a lot of people (noobs and otherwise) feel the need to QQ at me, I've adapted. Their QQs no longer hurt/annoy me, I don't defend myself from hackusations (Occasionally I'll say "Cool story, bro" to shut up a spammer), and I just laugh when someone calls me a noob (Yes, as creepy as you just made it sound in your head). Instead, like all the other pros, QQs empower me! I do better in matches where I'm QQed at!

But it isn't enough getting QQed at in just my room anymore. I WANT YOUR QQs! Having a bad day? Whisper-rage me! Being nagged? Refer them to me! I'm not going to report anyone - that's far too much effort for something like QQing, instead, you'll help me to a KDR of 10+


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