How NOT to get get kicked.

Morality
Morality
in CrossFire Barracks
Don't be Ace or First
Don't become commando
Don't not become commando
Don't be hero
Don't not be hero
Don't have a mini ping
Don't have high ping
Don't mutate
Don't not mutate
Don't kill mutants
Don't not kill mutants
Don't kill anyone.
Don't not kill anyone
Don't defuse the bomb.
Don't not try to defuse the bomb.
Don't escape
Don't not escape
Don't talk.
Don't not talk.
Don't use a ZP weapon.
Don't use a GP weapon.
Don't use any weapon.
Don't not use any weapon.
Don't be a high rank.
Don't be a low rank.
Don't have a clan
Don't not have clan
Don't camp.
Don't rush.
Don't play smart.
Don't play dumb.
Don't be in last place.
Don't be in first place.
Don't shoot
Don't spray.
Don't burst fire.
Don't single shot.
Don't kick vote.
Don't not kick vote.
Don't use a ZP character.
Don't use a GP character.
Don't hack
Don't not hack (JK)
Don't win.
Don't lose.
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  • CryingMonkey
    CryingMonkey
    More like...
    1. Don't play CF
    2. Play in Clan Servers since you can't get kicked
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  • iSamual
    iSamual
    Remove the vote kick system.
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  • Tecumtha
    Tecumtha
    Morality wrote: »
    Don't be Ace or First
    Don't become commando
    Don't not become commando
    Don't be hero
    Don't not be hero
    Don't have a mini ping
    Don't have high ping
    Don't mutate
    Don't not mutate
    Don't kill mutants
    Don't not kill mutants
    Don't kill anyone.
    Don't not kill anyone
    Don't defuse the bomb.
    Don't not try to defuse the bomb.
    Don't escape
    Don't not escape
    Don't talk.
    Don't not talk.
    Don't use a ZP weapon.
    Don't use a GP weapon.
    Don't use any weapon.
    Don't not use any weapon.
    Don't be a high rank.
    Don't be a low rank.
    Don't have a clan
    Don't not have clan
    Don't camp.
    Don't rush.
    Don't play smart.
    Don't play dumb.
    Don't be in last place.
    Don't be in first place.
    Don't shoot
    Don't spray.
    Don't burst fire.
    Don't single shot.
    Don't kick vote.
    Don't not kick vote.
    Don't use a ZP character.
    Don't use a GP character.
    Don't hack
    Don't not hack (JK)
    Don't win.
    Don't lose.

    There are real articles on how to avoid getting kicked, just google anti kick
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  • Morality
    Morality
    Tecumtha wrote: »
    There are real articles on how to avoid getting kicked, just google anti kick

    It's kind of impossible in CF, you have such a variety of players, you can't please them all. For example, the typical BR that spams "kik" will do everything they can to kick you.
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  • 3D_PCGamer
    3D_PCGamer
    I always get a laugh at these threads ;)
    <Thread2Sexy>
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  • 3D_PCGamer
    3D_PCGamer
    CryingMonkey wrote: »
    More like...
    1. Don't play CF
    2. Play in Clan Servers since you can't get kicked

    how do you play in the clan server since it said not to have clan? Hmmmm? Thats what I though! OH SNAP!
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  • Tecumtha
    Tecumtha
    Morality wrote: »
    It's kind of impossible in CF, you have such a variety of players, you can't please them all. For example, the typical BR that spams "kik" will do everything they can to kick you.


    Sure. For BR who try to kick you. If you find out in time, as the article by blackrabbit I read, pretend you speak Portuguese lol

    well at least if you are in a group of BR, try not to give yourself away that you speak English.
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  • Morality
    Morality
    LawLinFace wrote: »
    Remove the vote kick system.

    That sounds awesome! But then so many people would still complain.
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  • Morality
    Morality
    Tecumtha wrote: »
    Sure. For BR who try to kick you. If you find out in time, as the article by blackrabbit I read, pretend you speak Portuguese lol

    well at least if you are in a group of BR, try not to give yourself away that you speak English.

    Look at one of my rules, is says "Don't talk."
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  • Tecumtha
    Tecumtha
    Morality wrote: »
    Look at one of my rules, is says "Don't talk."

    Learn to speak/type Portuguese or whatever language that group is typing.
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  • VATAV
    VATAV
    Basically there are 3 groups of kickers.

    (1) Those that kick you because your better then them.
    They kick because they don't like seeing someone doing so much better then them and make them realize how bad they are at the game. They kick to feel better about themselves.
    Many justify it by saying the player is hacking so they don't feel bad about the vote kick.

    (2) Those that kick you because you have what they can't get and want.
    Having ZP items, especially ones that they want, makes them want to kick you because they can't afford to get them themselves. Since they probably will never get them, they rage at others who already have it. This is also one reason high pings kick low pings, they are jealous of the low pings player's pings and want it but will never have it.

    (3) Those that kick you because you don't match them.
    This is basically kicking anyone that doesn't fit with ones group. High pings kick low pings. Low pings kick high pings. South Americans kick North Americans. North Americans kick South Americans. English speakers kick Portuguese/Spanish speakers. Portuguese/Spanish speakers kick English speakers. The cultures are just too different to mix well and only result in hatred for each other.
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  • CryingMonkey
    CryingMonkey
    VATAV wrote: »
    Basically there are 3 groups of kickers.

    (1) Those that kick you because your better then them.
    They kick because they don't like seeing someone doing so much better then them and make them realize how bad they are at the game. They kick to feel better about themselves.
    Many justify it by saying the player is hacking so they don't feel bad about the vote kick.

    (2) Those that kick you because you have what they can't get and want.
    Having ZP items, especially ones that they want, makes them want to kick you because they can't afford to get them themselves. Since they probably will never get them, they rage at others who already have it. This is also one reason high pings kick low pings, they are jealous of the low pings player's pings and want it but will never have it.

    (3) Those that kick you because you don't match them.
    This is basically kicking anyone that doesn't fit with ones group. High pings kick low pings. Low pings kick high pings. South Americans kick North Americans. North Americans kick South Americans. English speakers kick Portuguese/Spanish speakers. Portuguese/Spanish speakers kick English speakers. The cultures are just too different to mix well and only result in hatred for each other.

    How about kicking people randomly like Frost, or kicking trolls?
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  • iDespised
    iDespised
    Morality wrote: »
    Don't be Ace or First
    Don't become commando
    Don't not become commando
    Don't be hero
    Don't not be hero
    Don't have a mini ping
    Don't have high ping
    Don't mutate
    Don't not mutate
    Don't kill mutants
    Don't not kill mutants
    Don't kill anyone.
    Don't not kill anyone
    Don't defuse the bomb.
    Don't not try to defuse the bomb.
    Don't escape
    Don't not escape
    Don't talk.
    Don't not talk.
    Don't use a ZP weapon.
    Don't use a GP weapon.
    Don't use any weapon.
    Don't not use any weapon.
    Don't be a high rank.
    Don't be a low rank.
    Don't have a clan
    Don't not have clan
    Don't camp.
    Don't rush.
    Don't play smart.
    Don't play dumb.
    Don't be in last place.
    Don't be in first place.
    Don't shoot
    Don't spray.
    Don't burst fire.
    Don't single shot.
    Don't kick vote.
    Don't not kick vote.
    Don't use a ZP character.
    Don't use a GP character.
    Don't hack
    Don't not hack (JK)
    Don't win.
    Don't lose.

    This made me LOL, honestly, it's so true though
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  • VATAV
    VATAV
    CryingMonkey wrote: »
    How about kicking people randomly like Frost, or kicking trolls?

    If your kicking randomly for the laughs, your not kicking them specifically for any reason but instead just kicking randomly. The 3 reason why they are being kicked is based off of what they did/have/are, the random kicking isn't targeting anyone for a specific reason and they just got unlucky.
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  • ruili1983
    ruili1983
    Morality wrote: »
    Don't be Ace or First
    Don't become commando
    Don't not become commando
    Don't be hero
    Don't not be hero
    Don't have a mini ping
    Don't have high ping
    Don't mutate
    Don't not mutate
    Don't kill mutants
    Don't not kill mutants
    Don't kill anyone.
    Don't not kill anyone
    Don't defuse the bomb.
    Don't not try to defuse the bomb.
    Don't escape
    Don't not escape
    Don't talk.
    Don't not talk.
    Don't use a ZP weapon.
    Don't use a GP weapon.
    Don't use any weapon.
    Don't not use any weapon.
    Don't be a high rank.
    Don't be a low rank.
    Don't have a clan
    Don't not have clan
    Don't camp.
    Don't rush.
    Don't play smart.
    Don't play dumb.
    Don't be in last place.
    Don't be in first place.
    Don't shoot
    Don't spray.
    Don't burst fire.
    Don't single shot.
    Don't kick vote.
    Don't not kick vote.
    Don't use a ZP character.
    Don't use a GP character.
    Don't hack
    Don't not hack (JK)
    Don't win.
    Don't lose.

    lol. nicely written.
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  • Chimpzz
    Chimpzz
    Don't play CF is the best answer.

    I have not played for about two weeks and there have been no kicks so far.

    But I will try to get this GM ribbon so so let the crying, kicking start:D
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  • BadPlayer11
    BadPlayer11
    only need to do one thing really, thats is play with people that know you
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  • ForenzY
    ForenzY
    CryingMonkey wrote: »
    More like...
    1. Don't play CF
    2. Play in Clan Servers since you can't get kicked

    LOL I agree. I get kicked from every game.. What's the point of even playing..
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  • imbaQue
    imbaQue
    Tecumtha wrote: »
    Sure. For BR who try to kick you. If you find out in time, as the article by blackrabbit I read, pretend you speak Portuguese lol

    well at least if you are in a group of BR, try not to give yourself away that you speak English.

    Lol, this is what I do. "NO RACK ME BR SI"
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  • EndFuN
    EndFuN
    Some BR tried trading his M4A1-Custom for my M14EBR. I just ignored him. Next round he spammed M14EBR noob and I got kicked by him. Seriously? No talking seems to fail.



    Only time no talking works is in GM. No matter how much a kid calls you a waller or see ghost, you rarely get kicked if you keep your smart mouth shut. Soon as you say QQ or I don't hack, you get kicked.
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  • s7yx
    s7yx
    it's sad cuz it's true, mostly.

    >eliminate all hacks, remove vote kick system.
    >winning
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  • iWerty
    iWerty
    It's funny because it's true.
    You Sir, made my day.
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  • s7yx
    s7yx
    iWerty wrote: »
    It's funny because it's true.
    You Sir, made my day.

    i know right. the community isn't great because of hacks lol, if hacks weren't around as much as they are, people would hacusate less and whatnot...
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  • R4WRZ
    R4WRZ
    wow this thread is very helpful.
    Would someone make it sticky?









    lol
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  • PandaWho
    PandaWho
    Lmao ... If i would be able il made that my sig :D ...

    P.S. Most of it is truth, thats why i play with my clan and friends, they spam f12 like hell :D
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  • Morality
    Morality
    Mimp wrote: »
    Lol, this is what I do. "NO RACK ME BR SI"

    They'll figure out eventually in the game that your Portuguese is poor. And by looking at your ping, skill, etc., they'll figure out your not br.
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  • Abel95
    Abel95
    Lol, soo true!
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  • Mastermann
    Mastermann
    lol, go and play MM/HM/HMX, or FFA...













    oh wait.
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  • MissNena
    MissNena
    CryingMonkey wrote: »
    More like...
    1. Don't play CF
    2. Play in Clan Servers since you can't get kicked

    Hahah, I laughed.
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  • lnevitable
    lnevitable
    Morality wrote: »
    Don't be Ace or First
    Don't become commando
    Don't not become commando
    Don't be hero
    Don't not be hero
    Don't have a mini ping
    Don't have high ping
    Don't mutate
    Don't not mutate
    Don't kill mutants
    Don't not kill mutants
    Don't kill anyone.
    Don't not kill anyone
    Don't defuse the bomb.
    Don't not try to defuse the bomb.
    Don't escape
    Don't not escape
    Don't talk.
    Don't not talk.
    Don't use a ZP weapon.
    Don't use a GP weapon.
    Don't use any weapon.
    Don't not use any weapon.
    Don't be a high rank.
    Don't be a low rank.
    Don't have a clan
    Don't not have clan
    Don't camp.
    Don't rush.
    Don't play smart.
    Don't play dumb.
    Don't be in last place.
    Don't be in first place.
    Don't shoot
    Don't spray.
    Don't burst fire.
    Don't single shot.
    Don't kick vote.
    Don't not kick vote.
    Don't use a ZP character.
    Don't use a GP character.
    Don't hack
    Don't not hack (JK)
    Don't win.
    Don't lose.

    TRROOOOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

    +1 for taking the time to WRITE ALL THEM DON'TS!

    ahahahaha I AGREE 110%!
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