What's the speediest kick you've received?

GoPancakes · January 2012

Curious as to how fast you have been kicked.

(Excluding those games that kick everyone because they want to keep it private, but can't figure out how to set a password [i.e. farming rooms])

(Please note, this is not a rage/qq thread, just a thread born from curiosity)

Just today, I entered a full game (8 v 8, all slots full).
I had joined in the middle of the round, so I was spectating it.
Approximately seven seconds later, I heard "F11 F11 F11 F11".
I pressed Esc, and sure enough the kick voting button was replaced with a "Voting" message. Just as I had pressed Esc, the CF notice popped up...
"You have been kicked by vote kick.
Blargblargblargtextblargblargblarg"

So I got kicked within eight (8) seconds of joining a game.
With a 0/0 ratio and without having ever spawned. (I was spectating the entire eight seconds)

Can anyone beat that?

VATAV · January 2012

I enter room, Time is 2:24 on the clock.

Some player says, "OMG VATAV" "Kick him quickly".
A vote is put up, and I'm kicked at 2:13.

aR_zona · January 2012

I got vote-kicked as soon as I joined a gm game back when Hakenkreuz was the monthly daily mission... I don't remember how many total seconds it took to get me kicked, but I imagine it was less than 10.

BeastinMid · January 2012

Entered GM Bio Facility, got only 1 kiill, that being a headshot, blam, got kicked few seconds later. Ah, don't you love the CF community? smh...

XD_Killer_XD · January 2012

VATAV wrote: »

I enter room, Time is 2:24 on the clock.

Some player says, "OMG VATAV" "Kick him quickly".
A vote is put up, and I'm kicked at 2:13.

must be hard to be famous

FrozenSyther · January 2012

O.o I've been kicked within 32 seconds for getting a 8 kill in alaska all headshots.
Pretty easy when they all go the same direction without crouching. Probably less than 32 seconds but 32 sounds cool.

RTOman · January 2012

getting kicked for having a "mini ping"

in 10 seconds

BeastinMid · January 2012

RTOman wrote: »

getting kicked for having a "mini ping"

in 10 seconds

Wow thats stupid man, sucks. What server was it?

RTOman · January 2012

RapidKing23 wrote: »

Wow thats stupid man, sucks. What server was it?

what other then Alpha..

BeastinMid · January 2012

RTOman wrote: »

what other then Alpha..

Never happened to me before, I went low as 20-40's ping. Guess you were playing with too many high pingers or something?

aR_zona · January 2012

RTOman wrote: »

what other then Alpha..

Delta 9.

CryingMonkey · January 2012

Kicked once before match started =.=

My other fastest ones were...
1. My friends coming, good bye / 9 secs
2. Waller !! F11 (XM8 in Ankara) 30 Secs into game

GodsGunman · January 2012

VATAV wrote: »

I enter room, Time is 2:24 on the clock.

Some player says, "OMG VATAV" "Kick him quickly".
A vote is put up, and I'm kicked at 2:13.

^This happens to me sometimes too.

Bundaberg · January 2012

Entered and spawned just in time, clock was at 2:02 when I joined. Bomb got planted at A site right next to me in Bio. I got a 3K QS with AWM-Camo, kicked at 1:48.

3D_PCGamer · January 2012

CHuck norris gets kicked from room before he enters the room...just sayin

aR_zona · January 2012

ProMKWPlayer wrote: »

CHuck norris gets kicked from room before he enters the room...just sayin

Wrong, Chuck Norris reverses the kick so that the kicker becomes the one being kicked; then the kicker is automatically banned for life with no possibility of ever being able to play the game.

3D_PCGamer · January 2012

aRusher wrote: »

Wrong, Chuck Norris reverses the kick so that the kicker becomes the one being kicked; then the kicker is automatically banned for life with no possibility of ever being able to play the game.

hahaha but...OK you win xD

XD_Killer_XD · January 2012

chuck norris is able to kick in ffa, but thats offtopic.

3D_PCGamer · January 2012

lol here comes a total forum about chuck norris xD

aGotenks · January 2012

3 seconds cuz i found some noobs who didnt know that there room name had a pw and they were farming..>.>

[dot] · January 2012

don't really keep track of it as votekicks doesn't bother me, but probably around 10 seconds.

Danny][ · January 2012

VATAV wrote: »

I enter room, Time is 2:24 on the clock.

Some player says, "OMG VATAV" "Kick him quickly".
A vote is put up, and I'm kicked at 2:13.

^I've incounter the same thing as him lol, join and then they start Spaming "its uJealous kick him!!! He's a hacker!!!" And boom I got kicked lol

RTOman · January 2012

[MOD]dot wrote: »

don't really keep track of it as votekicks doesn't bother me, but probably around 10 seconds.

you guys deserve anti kick..

(meaning you can't get kicked)

M1600wner · January 2012

took me about a second in the Lobby.
About 15 seconds ingame.

h8z8 · January 2012

I think it was a lost relics playing as a ghost. Joined 20 or so seconds after the spawn, dropped down in mid, all I got was a quick double kill and was instantly kicked. Must have been totally unanimous cuz there wasn't even time for the kick timer.

njeppero · January 2012

i joined alaska and made 2 headshot then brs got mad and i got kicked in 15sec

Purificator · January 2012

I`ve entered in the midle of first round from eagle eye, all team was spread into map, and i was starting as global risk. in 10 seconds i ran in A long, and kill everyone from midle(was 5 in the middle) And then F11 f11 f11, then kick for hacking:|. So my shortest time was 34 seconds