Going on a vacation? Then how about visiting a lovely town called Venice.

[Sebbern] · January 2012

This one hundred percent safe town is just for you people. You can visit some of the fancy museums, go to a popular restaurant or just do something for the fun of it. Like bowling, everyone likes bowling, right?

Anyway, this safe haven provides everything you could possibly need at any time, an enormous television, an extremely good gaming pc, treats for everyone, even for dogs, and a whole lot more. So what are you guys waiting for?

Oh wait, we forgot to provide pictures of this safe haven along with this review, written by Phillybear: "This town is terrific! Even I, a bear loved this place and I will definitely visit some of the other hot-spots that these guys wrote about in their earlier editions. There were some incidents thou..." Let's end it there, shall we?

Anywho, here are some pictures that we surely will make your mind up on going.

These two images are both pictures of our hotels, they hotels are in tip top shape and you will definitely like your room.

Here is a picture of a house that is used as a restaurant.

Feel free to go there at any time.

Oh you may have been wondering why there are guns in one, maybe two of the pictures. Well that is because there are "guns" that you can win by simply going there of course! They are toys though, our magazine currently only supports non-violent trips! Batteries not included... Anyway, let us continue.

This house has been destroyed in a war that happened ages ago, even though it looks like there are fire in there, there aren't. Special effects you know!

This symbol has been on this wall for many, many, many years! It is rumored that there are some sort of evil lurking inside the mountain, but that is just a rumor. There would not be any sort of monstrosity hiding in this safe haven!

Here's a picture of a lovely tree above the mountain.

The town also hosts a carnival once a year, and I should add that this week, it is happening! Here are some pictures of the carnival last year.

Kudos to the creators of the costumes, because they are brilliant! Also, the man lying on the ground just had too much fun. Nothing to worry about.

So what are you waiting for readers!? Care to beat some time, get yourself a plushie that looks like a gun and have fun in this safe haven!? Then visit Venice today!

We're not responsible for any accident that may happen before, after or during the trip. If you would like tickets, feel free to talk to either Dragon or Sir. Alex Roid.

We hope you have a great time!

Hope you enjoyed reading! I barely have time for this nowadays, I'm quite busy, but I thought I should hurry up and make one of these today, now that I finally have some time to spare.

[Sebbern] · January 2012

Sorry, the pictures are too big. Fixing that asap.

tastylime10g · January 2012

Or just go to the real Venice.

Hezzi · January 2012

"Nothing evil lurking behind there".

Lmao!! Loving this.

[Sebbern] · January 2012

tastylime_pl wrote: »

Or just go to the real Venice.

Alright, go, no one's forcing you to sit on the forums and read every single thread until you finally think of something 'sick' to write.

AwolSkaarj · January 2012

I was wondering when the next one was coming out.

one_9 · January 2012

Ah man I thought these were dead for a LONG time. Man I'm glad to see them again. Good times to have a chuckle!

aR_zona · January 2012

Well done as always.

BlindNate · January 2012

i was in real venice 6 times and its far sexy then this

[Sebbern] · January 2012

DNate54 wrote: »

i was in real venice 6 times and its far sexy then this

Lies!

aRusher wrote: »

Well done as always.

Glad you like it!

[MOD]9 wrote: »

Ah man I thought these were dead for a LONG time. Man I'm glad to see them again. Good times to have a chuckle!

SkaarjLV wrote: »

I was wondering when the next one was coming out.

Not dead! Just took awhile. $:\$

Also, I fixed the size of the pictures now!

BlindNate · January 2012

sebbern wrote: »

Lies!

1992
1993
1994
1996
1997
2003
do you want dates? i remember all of them

Apposite · January 2012

I don't think it's safe.

Saidin · January 2012

Love it Sebbern. So glad you're still doing these!

Gh0st_Slay3r · January 2012

haha nice :P Been wondering when you were gonna make more of these

i7HD · January 2012

very very cool

One_Legend · January 2012

Nice story

I would love one with the Christmas Map

[Sebbern] · January 2012

LT_Devil wrote: »

Nice story I would love one with the Christmas Map

I did Halloween!

Pretty much the same one.

i7HD wrote: »

very very cool

Gh0st_Slay3r wrote: »

haha nice :P Been wondering when you were gonna make more of these

[GM]Saidin wrote: »

Love it Sebbern. So glad you're still doing these!

Glad you guys like it! I may do these more often, but I will have to see when and if I have time. $:\$

HackLose wrote: »

I don't think it's safe.

Trust me, it's pretty safe.

theHI · January 2012

Sebbern, come here.

Give Hi a hug, it was beautiful!

Orbital Station next?

[Sebbern] · January 2012

[MOD]Hi wrote: »

Sebbern, come here.

Give Hi a hug, it was beautiful!

Orbital Station next?

No idea, something'll eventually pop up I guess, but it's a good suggestion though.

DynoD · January 2012

hahahahaha

so much for a vacation where there are "lovely" people right? hehehe

Nice story

sabba_wmv · January 2012

goodjob as usual.

MarkChub · January 2012

the map honestly looks nothing like venice. i went to venice over the summer, and there is no comparison.

tastylime10g · January 2012

datchubz wrote: »

the map honestly looks nothing like venice. i went to venice over the summer, and there is no comparison.

i know right. the game makes it look like some run down war zone.

[Sebbern] · January 2012

datchubz wrote: »

the map honestly looks nothing like venice. i went to venice over the summer, and there is no comparison.

You could say that this is one of their inner neighbourhoods.

theHI · January 2012

sebbern wrote: »

You could say that this is one of their inner neighbourhoods.

It's a war-zone themed hotel.

I thought this was common knowledge?

[Sebbern] · January 2012

[MOD]Hi wrote: »

It's a war-zone themed hotel.

I thought this was common knowledge?

War-zone themed hotel including zombies, mutants and monstrosities then... I mean, a safe haven.

MarkChub · January 2012

war zone or not, it frankly looks nothing like venice.

aGotenks · January 2012

sebbern wrote: »

This one hundred percent safe town is just for you people. You can visit some of the fancy museums, go to a popular restaurant or just do something for the fun of it. Like bowling, everyone likes bowling, right?

Anyway, this safe haven provides everything you could possibly need at any time, an enormous television, an extremely good gaming pc, treats for everyone, even for dogs, and a whole lot more. So what are you guys waiting for?

Oh wait, we forgot to provide pictures of this safe haven along with this review, written by Phillybear: "This town is terrific! Even I, a bear loved this place and I will definitely visit some of the other hot-spots that these guys wrote about in their earlier editions. There were some incidents thou..." Let's end it there, shall we?

Anywho, here are some pictures that we surely will make your mind up on going.

These pictures are pictures of our hotels, they are both in tip top shape and you will definitely your room.

Here is a picture of a house that is used as a restaurant.

Feel free to go there at any time.

Oh you may have been wondering why there are guns in one, maybe two of the pitures. Well that is because there are "guns" that you can win by simply going there of course! They are toys though, our magazine currently only supports non-violent trips! Batteries not included... Anyway, let us continue.

This house has been destroyed in a war that happened ages ago, even though it looks like there are fire in there, there aren't. Special effects you know!

This symbol has been on this wall for many, many, many years! It is rumored that there are some sort of evil lurking inside the mountain, but that is just a rumor. There would not be any sort of monstrosity hiding in this safe haven!

Here's a picture of a lovely tree above the mountain.

The town also hosts a carnival once a year, and I should add that this week, it is happening! Here are some pictures of the carnival last year.

Kudos to the creators of the costumes, because they are brilliant! Also, the man lying on the ground just had too much fun. Nothing to worry about.

So what are you waiting for readers!? Care to beat some time, get yourself a plushie that looks like a gun and have fun in this safe haven!? Then visit Venice today!

We're not responsible for any accident that may happen before, after or during the trip. If you would like tickets, feel free to talk to either Dragon or Sir. Alex Roid.

We hope you have a great time!

Hope you enjoyed reading! I barely have time for this nowadays, I'm quite busy, but I thought I should hurry up and make one of these today, now that I finally have some time to spare.

Credits

Bearstyle aka Phillybear

Other Vacation Hot-Spots

Eagle Eyes, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=66652

Transport Ship, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=68799

Research Facility, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=69941

Mexico TDM, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=74154

Castle, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=75424

Santoria, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=77758

Laboratory, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=93452

Zone-13, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=95259

Black Widow, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=97635

Hakenkreuz, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=103298

Halloween, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=104976

Tranquility, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=105501

Cargo Ship, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=110303

Monaco, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=137205

Links for other stories and the prolouge of the Vacation Hot-Spots.

The history of Banville (Gonna recreate this when I get time.), http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=76238

The story of the vacation hot-spots, http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=90962

Thanks for reading!

Sebbern

If its so safe...why do u have guns?

aR_zona · January 2012

RMGoten wrote: »

If its so safe...why do u have guns?

He answered that in the section I quoted below.

sebbern wrote: »

Oh you may have been wondering why there are guns in one, maybe two of the pitures. Well that is because there are "guns" that you can win by simply going there of course! They are toys though, our magazine currently only supports non-violent trips! Batteries not included....

xatum · January 2012

i'm from 50 miles west of venice and it is beutiful... but i'm sure if some people went to venice when the fog came in "LAGUNA" this city become very terrifying and scary for the tourists

Phillybear · January 2012

datchubz wrote: »

war zone or not, it frankly looks nothing like venice.

See seb, I told you it needed more gondolas :P

Going on a vacation? Then how about visiting a lovely town called Venice.

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