[[STYX]] Coming back to CF
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I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.
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I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.I have been accustomed to drinking 3 liters of mineral water a day. Consuming water has many health benefits, not to mention it gives your skin a clean, attractable glow.
I use the Oral-B Triumph ProfessionalCare 9950 electrical toothbrush, which does 40,000 pulsations and 8,800 oscillations per minute. I floss, then I use a non-alcohol mouthwash.
yeah yeah and im the king of england... -
I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.I have been accustomed to drinking 3 liters of mineral water a day. Consuming water has many health benefits, not to mention it gives your skin a clean, attractable glow.
I use the Oral-B Triumph ProfessionalCare 9950 electrical toothbrush, which does 40,000 pulsations and 8,800 oscillations per minute. I floss, then I use a non-alcohol mouthwash.I frequently receive compliments about my great complexion, and my flawless tan. I go to the tanning saloon 1-2 times a week, and use my saloon's ETS Tan Velocity HP1000 High Pressure tanning bed. I of course apply tanning lotion as it accelerate the tanning process by promoting the production of melanin and blood flow to the skin.
Wow, you need a life. Jk jk.
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Currently I am on a calorie-surplus diet plan (ie. bulking diet) but my physique is still fairly impeccable, but you know, you can always look better.....
I don't do cardio as my body-fat percentage is fairly low and I am already defined and shredded. As I continue my high-calorie intake diet, I will soon start doing HIT cardio training to maintain the definition, while packing on muscle and weight. I don't partake in the eating of any sugar/sweets or junk food, with a few exceptions here and there during an odd weekend.
Yes, clearly you are the next WWE Superstar, we've gotten the point.
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