[[STYX]] Coming back to CF

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  • tasty_69g wrote: »
    I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.

    You really have nothing better in your life to do?
  • tasty_69g wrote: »
    I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.
    tasty_69g wrote: »
    I have been accustomed to drinking 3 liters of mineral water a day. Consuming water has many health benefits, not to mention it gives your skin a clean, attractable glow.


    I use the Oral-B Triumph ProfessionalCare 9950 electrical toothbrush, which does 40,000 pulsations and 8,800 oscillations per minute. I floss, then I use a non-alcohol mouthwash.



    yeah yeah and im the king of england...
  • Tasty, no you haven't, stop trying.

    Now, to take care of Styx, hail, the king has returned.
  • [MOD]Hi wrote: »
    Tasty, no you haven't, stop trying.

    Now, to take care of Styx, hail, the king has returned.
    Can we get him unbanned please?
  • tasty_69g wrote: »
    I am the cleanest most hygienic person on this forum that has a refined facial routine, diet plan and workout. My hair cutter, Raul, is the go-to hair cutter for many of todays fashionable celebrities and runway models. I use the most expensive hair clay in stores that leaves a clean matte finish after styling (as opposed to a greasy look which you probably have using $2 gel) and my workout is very sophisticated, which I have been doing for over a year now which has left my body highly defined and aesthetic. I am not a greaseball, I am the classiest, best looking and most charismatic person in this community. You on the other hand are a greaseball. You're also British, meaning your teeth are laughably ugly. Greaseball.
    tasty_69g wrote: »
    I have been accustomed to drinking 3 liters of mineral water a day. Consuming water has many health benefits, not to mention it gives your skin a clean, attractable glow.


    I use the Oral-B Triumph ProfessionalCare 9950 electrical toothbrush, which does 40,000 pulsations and 8,800 oscillations per minute. I floss, then I use a non-alcohol mouthwash.
    tasty_69g wrote: »
    I frequently receive compliments about my great complexion, and my flawless tan. I go to the tanning saloon 1-2 times a week, and use my saloon's ETS Tan Velocity HP1000 High Pressure tanning bed. I of course apply tanning lotion as it accelerate the tanning process by promoting the production of melanin and blood flow to the skin.

    Wow, you need a life. Jk jk. :D
  • KillGod wrote: »
    Can we get him unbanned please?

    That's above our power :), I'd tell him to talk to a GM or something.
  • [MOD]Hi wrote: »
    That's above our power :), I'd tell him to talk to a GM or something.
    Which GM should I pm?
  • tasty_69g wrote: »
    Currently I am on a calorie-surplus diet plan (ie. bulking diet) but my physique is still fairly impeccable, but you know, you can always look better.....

    I don't do cardio as my body-fat percentage is fairly low and I am already defined and shredded. As I continue my high-calorie intake diet, I will soon start doing HIT cardio training to maintain the definition, while packing on muscle and weight. I don't partake in the eating of any sugar/sweets or junk food, with a few exceptions here and there during an odd weekend.

    Yes, clearly you are the next WWE Superstar, we've gotten the point.
  • its pretty bad form to exercise excessively and diet while still growing like a 17 year old is
    consult a dietitian
  • tasty_69g wrote: »
    Moderator Hi, what is your first name?

    It's Peter, because any name online is a viable one ;).
  • Anyways Styx, we look forward to your return.

    And Tasty, we look forward to you being in the next Olympics lineup or the cover of Men's Health magazine.

    /Thread.
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