A little fun free GP contest

After my first, much hated on, GP contest (http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=185099), I've decided to make another GP contest, that might create less controversy and trolls.

To enter and possibly win the 750 GP code, complete the "12 Days of Christmas" song. If you don't know this song, it basically goes
"12 something something
11 something something
10 something something "
all the way down to 1.

Rules:
Must go with the song's tune.
Only 1 number phrase per player.
You must go in order.
Must be Crossfire related.

The contest ends when the last phrase (1 something something) is reached and/or at 8:00 PM EST

The funniest phrase (in my opinion) will be picked to win the 750 GP.

So basically, example:
Player 1: On the first day of Christmas, Z8Games gave to me.
Player 2: 12 horrible guns
Player 3: 11 brazilian hackers
(Note: you can't use either of those two xD)

I'll start it off.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Z8Games gave to me...