Chrismas Spectacular GROOVY GIVEAWAY (CONDITIONALLY)

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  • Last time I saw someone broadcast a blindfolded opening on Xfire, he wasn't on the chat to hear if he won anything, but I'm sure you'll be here for him, to be sure to know if the giveaway will happen, cuz you're greedy :P


    By Cant Find The Words I Meant To Replace The Original Song , I Can Google Just Fine
  • LFCownYOU wrote: »
    lagging through the noobs,
    with my stupid ping,
    spraying all the way,
    I'm Brazilian yay!

    Brazilian with a high ping,
    ruining everyone's night.
    how bad it is to be shot,
    with an m12s, oh that stings!

    ohhhhhh....
    noob m12s, noob m12s, spraying all the way.
    oh what fun is to kick a pro in any sort of way, hay!
    noob m12s, noob m12s, spraying all the way.
    oh what fun is to kick a pro in any sort of way, hay!

    A night or two ago,
    I thought I'd play a game,
    But oh what to I saw a Turk,
    to my greatest shame!

    The noob would lag and tank,
    and sadly we got shot..
    we tried to kick him,
    but he got kicked, oh no he did not!

    HAHAHAHA, that one was really funny!
    By Cant Find The Words I Meant To Replace The Original Song , I Can Google Just Fine

    I thought evil non-Portuguese clan stalkers had trouble googling, my bad!
    And at least quote the right quote, cuz otherwise people won't understand your posts
  • HAHAHAHA, that one was really funny!



    I thought evil non-Portuguese clan stalkers had trouble googling, my bad!

    You Remind Me Of The Foes That Wanna Make Sure My Cascette Is Closed ~.~
    Did You See The Full 99 Problems Edit?
  • Last time I saw someone broadcast a blindfolded opening on Xfire, he wasn't on the chat to hear if he won anything, but I'm sure you'll be here for him, to be sure to know if the giveaway will happen, cuz you're greedy :P

    It was a metaphor.. reread it (he probably edited it though), there's the () right next to it -.-

    and you're greedy too :p
  • one_9 wrote: »
    It was a metaphor.. reread it (he probably edited it though), there's the () right next to it -.-

    and you're greedy too :p

    Am not, except if by greedy you mean I'm ready to do anything (in the limit of terms and conditions, copyrights, laws of Antartica, and my contracts with a horned red guy)

    EDIT : Thought he meant he'll just be looking in his storage afterwards to see if he won anything
  • Gimme A New Song To Dub , I Am Out Of Ideas
  • Gimme A New Song To Dub , I Am Out Of Ideas

    Party Rock Anthem

    OR

    I'm Sexy and I know it
  • one_9 wrote: »
    Party Rock Anthem

    Most Christmas-themed song :p
    one_9 wrote: »
    OR

    I'm Sexy and I know it

    Most.... (help)... song... Well, you get the idea, no?
  • Most Christmas-themed song :p
    You can probably realize my Plan B involving NH3 :D (involving him to stray off-tangent to the Christmas cheer portion of this giveaway)

    I would be amazed if he actually got some badass lyrics to those songs though :)
  • Gimme A New Song To Dub , I Am Out Of Ideas

    To the song " santa claus is comin to town " ...

    You better watch out
    You better better not cry
    You better not kick
    I'm tellin ya why

    Wallhacking is comin to town

    They'll kill you when your hiding
    They'll kill you when you rush
    They'll kill you when your lagging hard
    Cos they just don't give a stuff

    So

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    F11 don't work
    I'm tellin ya why

    Wallhacking is comin to town



    NH3 feel free to expand :)
  • Don't put too much effort into it, REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS A GUARANTEE
  • Don't put too much effort into it, REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS A GUARANTEE

    You're just put-out now that you got good material to judge on while you wait xD.
  • one_9 wrote: »
    You can probably realize my Plan B involving NH3 :D (involving him to stray off-tangent to the Christmas cheer portion of this giveaway)

    I would be amazed if he actually got some badass lyrics to those songs though :)

    It'd be a normal NH3 post if he did :
    -Funny
    -completely off-topic
    -indecent
    -half-censored
    -with capital letters to every single word
    LFCownYOU wrote: »
    To the song " santa claus is comin to town " ...

    You better watch out
    You better better not cry
    You better not kick
    I'm tellin ya why

    Wallhacking is comin to town

    They'll kill you when your hiding
    They'll kill you when you rush
    They'll kill you when your lagging hard
    Cos they just don't give a stuff

    So

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    F11 don't work
    I'm tellin ya why

    Wallhacking is comin to town



    NH3 feel free to expand :)

    Wait... Why shouldn't I cry and kick if that guy really is wallhacking? I won't believe you, F11 is, and will always be, my best friend in cf
  • Don't put too much effort into it, REMEMBER NONE OF THIS IS A GUARANTEE

    It's still lots of fun!
    Was going to use this on my noob but...
    To Start off:
    GIVEAWAY
    -7 Days EXP CODE
    In 5 minutes

    I think we all know how to get these for free ;)
  • It's still lots of fun!



    I think we all know how to get these for free ;)

    Changed my mind, I need that.
  • Changed my mind, I need that.

    At least tell us who would have won
  • It'd be a normal NH3 post if he did :
    -Funny
    -completely off-topic
    -indecent
    -half-censored
    -with capital letters to every single word



    Wait... Why shouldn't I cry and kick if that guy really is wallhacking? I won't believe you, F11 is, and will always be, my best friend in cf

    Dam... maybe a rework is needed .. but sry to burst your bubble F11 JUST DON'T WORK !!!!

    Edit.. unless you are a legit pro who is ace .. then works just fine !!
  • LFCownYOU wrote: »
    Dam... maybe a rework is needed .. but sry to burst your bubble F11 JUST DON'T WORK !!!!

    Edit.. unless you are a legit pro who is ace .. then works just fine !!

    *sweats a lot, moves his head back and forth while saying to himself*
    Stay positive, stay positive, stay positive, stay positive...
    F11 works, F11 works, F11 works, F11 works...
    cf wouldn't lie to me, right? so F11 works, no need to worry... everything's fine... just breath...

    *goes mad*
  • Ruldolf the stupid hacker, hacker
    Who will always shoot threw walls
    He will never get kicked
    Even if you f11
    No matter what you say
    You will always go and rage
    You will leave the room
    And sigh out of you account

    Then in the next week
    You will realise
    It was your friend hacking
    Now your going to beat him up

    When you get to his house
    He open the front door
    He see's your angry face
    And he run for his life
    Cause he nows going to die
  • *sweats a lot, moves his head back and forth while saying to himself*
    Stay positive, stay positive, stay positive, stay positive...
    F11 works, F11 works, F11 works, F11 works...
    cf wouldn't lie to me, right? so F11 works, no need to worry... everything's fine... just breath...

    *goes mad*

    Normally it will be
    F11:12 people (agreed)
    F12:6 people (disagreed)
    DENIED..
    how?... I'm sure 12 is a bigger number than 3.. silly Koreans.. cant programme a game to do simple maths :P

    F11 DOES NOT WORK! :')
  • LFCownYOU wrote: »
    Normally it will be
    F11:12 people (agreed)
    F12:6 people (disagreed)
    DENIED..
    how?... I'm sure 12 is a bigger number than 3.. silly Koreans.. cant programme a game to do simple maths :P

    F11 DOES NOT WORK! :')

    Lol, your room has 18 ppl?
    This matter already has been discussed though, and I find this system really effective to protect legit players and kick obvious hakers
  • 12 days of Christmas*

    On the twelfth day of Christmas crossfire gave to me:
    12 Russian sprayers,
    11 Brazilian tankers,
    10 nooby M12s',
    9 hard scope DSR's,
    8 stupid glitchers,
    7 F12'ers,
    6 hacking clans,
    5 FAARRRRMMMMEERRRSSS
    ....................................
    4 tanking scar lighters,
    3 QQ's
    2 F11's
    And a Turk shooting through the damn wall!
  • LFCownYOU wrote: »
    12 days of Christmas*

    On the twelfth day of Christmas crossfire gave to me:
    12 Russian sprayers,
    11 Brazilian tankers,
    10 nooby M12s',
    9 hard scope DSR's,
    8 stupid glitchers,
    7 F12'ers,
    6 hacking clans,
    5 FAARRRRMMMMEERRRSSS
    ....................................
    4 tanking scar lighters,
    3 QQ's
    2 F11's
    And a Turk shooting through the damn wall!

    Now that's just a hate-post...
  • LFCownYOU wrote: »
    12 days of Christmas*

    On the twelfth day of Christmas crossfire gave to me:
    12 Russian sprayers,
    11 Brazilian tankers,
    10 nooby M12s',
    9 hard scope DSR's,
    8 stupid glitchers,
    7 F12'ers,
    6 hacking clans,
    5 FAARRRRMMMMEERRRSSS
    ....................................
    4 tanking scar lighters,
    3 QQ's
    2 F11's
    And a Turk shooting through the damn wall!
    Ruldolf the stupid hacker, hacker
    Who will always shoot threw walls
    He will never get kicked
    Even if you f11
    No matter what you say
    You will always go and rage
    You will leave the room
    And sigh out of you account

    Then in the next week
    You will realise
    It was your friend hacking
    Now your going to beat him up

    When you get to his house
    He open the front door
    He see's your angry face
    And he run for his life
    Cause he nows going to die

    Not to be a D, but reread his first post :/
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  • one_9 wrote: »
    Not to be a D, but reread his first post :/

    He can still sing with us, can't he?

    And no, I'm not disagreeing with you just to disagree!

    EDIT :
    LFCownYOU wrote: »
    what you mean not to be a D?
    What do men have, that women don't?
  • He can still sing with us, can't he?

    And no, I'm not disagreeing with you just to disagree!

    Sure he can sing, just putting it out there that he isn't part of the "competition" for this 100k ZP (that's not guaranteed, as he likes to point out)
    EDIT :

    What do men have, that women don't?

    O.o I know!!!
    A better understanding of life and the universe! And as such men became the dominant sex!
    OR
    An Army of little cells that swim xD.

    Am I close? :D

    Edit: still working on my Christmas CF song, now doing one as well to compete with NH3's Jay-Z
  • one_9 wrote: »
    Sure he can sing, just putting it out there that he isn't part of the "competition" for this 100k ZP (that's not guaranteed, as he likes to point out)

    True... (Kills me to admit it, argh!)
    one_9 wrote: »
    O.o I know!!!
    A better understanding of life and the universe! And as such men became the dominant sex!

    Although we're still mostly whipped?

    EDIT : In your sentences, (the 3 of them, the 1 you edited, the one I quoted and the 2nd edit) there is only 1 "d"...

    the answer was obviously that men are "D" students!
  • True... (Kills me to admit it, argh!)



    Although we're still mostly whipped?

    EDIT : In your sentences, (the 3 of them, the 1 you edited, the one I quoted and the 2nd edit) there is only 1 "d"...

    the answer was obviously that men are "D" students!

    lol at your edit message "I'm stupid and can't spell right"
    haha. No worries there, I do the same when I type too fast xD.

    The D's in life like to bunch together with the women with DDs.

    OT: I'm sorry that I'm bringing this thread off-topic :(
  • one_9 wrote: »
    lol at your edit message "I'm stupid and can't spell right"
    haha. No worries there, I do the same when I type too fast xD.

    The D's in life like to bunch together with the women with DDs.

    OT: I'm sorry that I'm bringing this thread off-topic :(

    Just say that all the off topic posts you make are in fact cheer lyrics, and just add rhymes :

    You say that men are D student, aaahhh~!
    But you forget women have D cup bras!

    Easy (although the "ah" rhyme was really low...)