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ExoduSSpt · November 2011

NotWarhawkk wrote: »

Got knifed across map through walls, thinking they was pro..

but your not warhawk

qqwasntme · November 2011

Kuoras wrote: »

but your not warhawk

i could honestly 1v5 scrim your clan if you want just tell me when you ****ty portuguese faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Demoniite · November 2011

one_9 wrote: »

pffft I do that with the AK. FTW!!!

OT: I used to think that there was a special way to win crates xD

I still think there is! 120 Hween crates and won nothing!

ExoduSSpt · November 2011

NotWarhawkk wrote: »

i could honestly 1v5 scrim your clan if you want just tell me when you ****ty portuguese faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

it's real life pt friends , but they would still 1v5 you nbd.

****ty fag

qqwasntme · November 2011

Kuoras wrote: »

it's real life pt friends , but they would still 1v5 you nbd.

****ty fag

I highly dought that, have fun losing every match in esl or whatever shty league you play in, calling cheats for your every loss damn bad pt's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfKmJFMFWs

2ADL · November 2011

NotWarhawkk wrote: »

I highly dought that, have fun losing every match in esl or whatever shty league you play in, calling cheats for your every loss damn bad pt's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfKmJFMFWs

buying a ak74 and thinking its a ak47

Mastermann · November 2011

RMGoten wrote: »

I thought spending all my gp on crates was a great idea.

lol same.

first MM game, spawned, started shooting everybody (thought it was like FFA) then S*** myself when pepole started turning green.

Blooodshot · November 2011

When you get the Mission: Last 10 Kills Message in TDM after needing 19 more kills to win, the message had a AK47 on it and I thought who ever got last kill got a free AK47.

Sniiper_dude · November 2011

Bought the m4, sold it for a AWM then I ended up without a good rifle so I ha dot buy it again.

ExoduSSpt · November 2011

NotWarhawkk wrote: »

I highly dought that, have fun losing every match in esl or whatever shty league you play in, calling cheats for your every loss damn bad pt's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfKmJFMFWs

kid ur so bad , please uninstall this game and go back to pubs with ur pubcheats.

aExtinction · November 2011

I Remeber when RonnsenBob was the highest rank in cf, Back when cf was owned by Suba games ( and we could have pictures by our names) which i would love to have again

begalodon · November 2011

i started to play this game.

i_L_i_F · November 2011

RequiemZero wrote: »

I thought Second LT was a high rank, and when I saw one I always wanted to be on their team.

Second LT was a highrank in the old days, haha i still remember when my biggest aim was to get Second LT so i am also so cool

ahh the old days where you were able to kill the speedhackers in FFA, i had fun with them. Knife Range was mostlikly the most annoying hack of CF History

Bundaberg · November 2011

i_L_i_F wrote: »

Second LT was a highrank in the old days, haha i still remember when my biggest aim was to get Second LT so i am also so cool

ahh the old days where you were able to kill the speedhackers in FFA, i had fun with them. Knife Range was mostlikly the most annoying hack of CF History

I know right? Back then Second LT was like the godly rank! If you hit that without farming or hacking you were like, "ZOMG I'M SO AWESOME!"

Now it's like, "Zomg! He's only Second LT kika rak aff! ffs!"

KG_Panda · November 2011

I would challenge people I thought were hacking to a 1v1. Now that I look back on it I see how funny I was back then =P

Nukkarific · November 2011

I thought i would get kill count by killing myself with a nade.

PR0PAGANDA · November 2011

my very first gun was the K1A

behindgreeneyes · November 2011

....

I dont remember mine, but i can tell you about my friend that is still newbie and with first gp earned bought m60 and thinks that is best weapon and goes only on egypt map to play

behindgreeneyes · November 2011

...

now i remembered also my story, when i was a noob i had some problem on setting c4 because i knew to press left click but didn't hold it and couldn't understand the why of it, and same thing for defusing...I leave u imagine what happened..yes booooom and got kicked too :-D

MaypleSyrup · November 2011

I didnt actually realize you could reload by pressing "R", so i use to shoot all the bullets out of my gun if i had like 10 or less lol

MaypleSyrup · November 2011

And took me bout a month to realize the knife had a left click function ;/

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