How to play with noobs.

Suhu_uNknoWn wrote: »

Sometimes u just cant play with your friends and need to play with noobs, here are some rules you should follow :

1, Allways be nice to your teammates. (but with selfrespect - loosers allways sniff out as.s likers)
2, Try to help your team mates, lend your guns.
3, Never (ever) yell at them
4, Dont use too much English, generally dont talk much.
5, Switch gaming styles often - dont camp, rush, snipe, more then 2 rounds in a row - this way ull be mostly killing the same guys from the opposite team - which will lead to accusing you from walling (cause same guys do same things)
6, When you are the last one left, dont be overly slow, dont camp too much, but try to pick your enemies one by one, not with a double multi-kill teambash rage
7, When you are last one left quite often do two things -
- prevent being last and actualy help your noobish team with rushing (you can still get many frags, wont be called camper, and ll help your team more then playing by yourself.
- if u cant die and still playing last on your team - time to time, just rush out, running and gunning like a noob, you ll frag some most likely die, but it will help you from being kick.ed.
8, when they actually accuse you of hacking, dont talk back much, use some funny macro instead(nothing complicated *) , but no insults.
9,Try to learn few words of each of main CF kicker languages (portuguese(BR), turkish, Egyptian**)


* (mine macros are :
slightly offending "Where are you from ? Suckistan ?
True stating "Blah blah blah, rookie server this way ->"

** BR - eu - "I", sim - yes, nao - no. bom - good. ese - this.,
sou - (i)am
example of using those few words :
eu sou nao haker - im not haker.
kika ese noob - kick this noob.
eu sou brasileiro - im brasilian., or eu sou pt (chose one according to your ping)

TR - S.A (sallam aleykum) (god be with you) answer to this greeting is A.S
turkler - turks
anani sikerim - *****
kfr (kufar) - infidel
iyi - dobrý
hll (helal) - (in CF means WoW, for true translation use your own skills)
hadi be - come on, do it.
Ben Turk im turk.

KimiKelKu wrote: »

eu sou nao haker - eu não sou haker
and
this = este
that = esse

HotChiliChips wrote: »

Good topic.

It makes totally sense what you wrote.

You got a much better attitude than just complaining like most of players in this forum.

Congrats

' wrote:

H[ellBlade;2511626'] today I was doing the GM complex mission with BRs and the leader of the #1 ranking clan, I gota 3kill, they tried to kick me I started to talk to them in spanish and they started being nice to' me even MI5Fritz offered me to join his clan

3_141592653 wrote: »

Well that's no suprise. I mean if you speak english you deserve to be kicked? No?

Markkeram wrote: »

Hmmm, so you say, Brasilians are bad and stupid, that can be fooled by few words ? O.o

Suhu_uNknoWn wrote: »

Sometimes u just cant play with your friends and need to play with noobs, here are some rules you should follow :

1, Allways be nice to your teammates. (but with selfrespect - loosers allways sniff out as.s likers)
2, Try to help your team mates, lend your guns.
3, Never (ever) yell at them
4, Dont use too much English, generally dont talk much.
5, Switch gaming styles often - dont camp, rush, snipe, more then 2 rounds in a row - this way ull be mostly killing the same guys from the opposite team - which will lead to accusing you from walling (cause same guys do same things)
6, When you are the last one left, dont be overly slow, dont camp too much, but try to pick your enemies one by one, not with a double multi-kill teambash rage
7, When you are last one left quite often do two things -
- prevent being last and actualy help your noobish team with rushing (you can still get many frags, wont be called camper, and ll help your team more then playing by yourself.
- if u cant die and still playing last on your team - time to time, just rush out, running and gunning like a noob, you ll frag some most likely die, but it will help you from being kick.ed.
8, when they actually accuse you of hacking, dont talk back much, use some funny macro instead(nothing complicated *) , but no insults.
9,Try to learn few words of each of main CF kicker languages (portuguese(BR), turkish, Egyptian**)


* (mine macros are :
slightly offending "Where are you from ? Suckistan ?
True stating "Blah blah blah, rookie server this way ->"

** BR - eu - "I", sim - yes, nao - no. bom - good. ese - this.,
sou - (i)am
example of using those few words :
eu sou nao haker - im not haker.
kika ese noob - kick this noob.
eu sou brasileiro - im brasilian., or eu sou pt (chose one according to your ping)

TR - S.A (sallam aleykum) (god be with you) answer to this greeting is A.S
turkler - turks
anani sikerim - *****
kfr (kufar) - infidel
iyi - dobrý
hll (helal) - (in CF means WoW, for true translation use your own skills)
hadi be - come on, do it.
Ben Turk im turk.