How to get first post on threads

Poor people, wanting first post on a thread, and some idiot just HAS to take there spot.. Isn't it frustrating? you could bye b**** repellent but, sadly, you can't get them with the product through the screen.... So you're only hope is.... to..... follow....

Low_Fps's "How to get first post on threads"!



1. Look for the sign (hot/no posts on threads)

2. Get a candy bar (Mandatory)

3. Get a chocolate milk shake. (HAS TO BE CHOCOLATE!)

4. Have to have shoes colored Hot Pink

5. Refresh page 5 times in 40 seconds.

6. Eat cheese Burgers

7. Have a dog that has face paint on it

8. Have a potato suit on

9. Give [MOD]Rex 90 dollars (MANDATORY) then give [MOD]Hi a piece of chocolate

10. Click on a newly made thread

11. Type something quick and fun like: I LIKE CHEESE!

12. check if you had first post

13. then edit you're post and type (First post suckas)

14. I just started a new trend.

15. have fun, and

(keep you're quick fun message in you're post!)

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