How does it feel to be kicked in the nuts?

At first it hurts just a little. You have just long enough to think you might be okay, then an enormous wave of nausea and vomit worthy pain wracks your lower intestinal area for no less than 3 minutes. At this point you pick yourself up off the ground and try to get at least some revenge only to realize half way through that you've lost any and all chances of regaining your dignity. Then you get in your car and cry while you erratically drive home.