The zumbies are perves
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Me and my clan was shooting the zombies we has SAS and SWAT on my other friend had spop on all the zumbies went for her the whole entire game then we just shot them from behind

being a pervert has nothing to do with what you stated. thats a virtual character. being a pervert is the addiction to sexual things. that has nothing to do with a character that has no flesh. -
jellojelly wrote: »being a pervert has nothing to do with what you stated. thats a virtual character. being a pervert is the addiction to sexual things. that has nothing to do with a character that has no flesh.
He's just saying this so we can laugh. In this case I laughed... Don't be such a smart aleck and try to prove him wrong... Anyone can look the definition of pervert on dictionary.com T_T -
me and my clan was shooting the zombies we has sas and swat on my other friend had spop on all the zumbies went for her the whole entire game then we just shot them from behind :d
yes!! Omg they always goo for the spop dammit!! I can tell u from experience xd -
MilkMunzta wrote: »He's just saying this so we can laugh. In this case I laughed... Don't be such a smart aleck and try to prove him wrong... Anyone can look the definition of pervert on dictionary.com T_T
and, how was this funny? i am not trying to be mean, but nothing about this is hilarious. -
halfcorpse wrote: »Oh, was that the reason why they were chasing me?
I also heard that they usually like to choose the one with the lowest health to chase unless it got shot by another.
yeah i had 12 hp and they all just went for me. its funny how they have powers to know how much life you have left in you. -
jellojelly wrote: »being a pervert has nothing to do with what you stated. thats a virtual character. being a pervert is the addiction to sexual things. that has nothing to do with a character that has no flesh.
Stop being such a stuck up, it doesn't work with the ladies you know. -
Stop being such a stuck up, it doesn't work with the ladies you know.
for a leader, i'd rate you 1/5. you have 0 percentage of respect, heart, or agreement. to be a leader, being tough and strong isn't the only quality, you also have to have sympathy, respect, and honesty. you clearly didn't treat a fellow human correctly. be a leader, not a dagnasty. -
jellojelly wrote: »for a leader, i'd rate you 1/5. you have 0 percentage of respect, heart, or agreement. to be a leader, being tough and strong isn't the only quality, you also have to have sympathy, respect, and honesty. you clearly didn't treat a fellow human correctly. be a leader, not a dagnasty.
Why are you being so dramatic? He posted a funny joke and you lecture him for that? Get laid, SERIOUSLY.
Also, about me being a good leader or not, good example or not, it doesn't disprove what I said to you. Stuck-ups don't get much sympathy. I mean come on, party poopers aren't fun at all.
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LawLinFace wrote: »When you do damage on a zombie, they will follow you until you die.
Not quite i think, sometimes i just shoot em from back and they dont even turn around.halfcorpse wrote: »I also heard that they usually like to choose the one with the lowest health to chase unless it got shot by another.
To me it feels like the sniper are going for the highest rank >.>
Always when im in a pub with lower ranks the snipers are just shooting me.
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Why are you being so dramatic? He posted a funny joke and you lecture him for that? Get laid, SERIOUSLY.
Also, about me being a good leader or not, good example or not, it doesn't disprove what I said to you. Stuck-ups don't get much sympathy. I mean come on, party poopers aren't fun at all.
i can AGREE that party poopers suck. but whats a party without a problem? whats a cruise without a slide and slip? whats beer without the float? whats a leader without honesty? whats you, without you?
2x2=4
remember that.
think about that.
tell me what you think. -
To me it feels like the sniper are going for the highest rank >.>

Always when im in a pub with lower ranks the snipers are just shooting me.
I KNOW! Being a Major, it feels like I have a big target on me. They shoot pretty well for brain-dead thugs. -___- -
jellojelly wrote: »i can AGREE that party poopers suck. but whats a party without a problem? whats a cruise without a slide and slip? whats beer without the float? whats a leader without honesty? whats you, without you?
2x2=4
remember that.
think about that.
tell me what you think.
Yes, yes. Sweet can never be so sweet without the sour. I just wonder why the sour has to be you in this case. Had a rough awakening? Drank too much last night?
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Yes, yes. Sweet can never be so sweet without the sour. I just wonder why the sour has to be you in this case. Had a rough awakening? Drank too much last night?

u are not amusing in anyway possible.
i am only 12, i do not drink
i woke up and it felt like chr†smtas.
im teaching you a life lesson. -
jellojelly wrote: »u are not amusing in anyway possible.
i am only 12, i do not drink
i woke up and it felt like chr†smtas.
im teaching you a life lesson.
You're 12 and you think you can teach a 29 years old a life lesson?
You should be watching cartoons on TV or play soccer outside, come on little boy. -
You're 12 and you think you can teach a 29 years old a life lesson?
You should be watching cartoons on TV or play soccer outside, come on little boy.
i may be young, but my wisdom is at a high level. i stopped cartoons like 4 years ago. i do go outside to walk my dog, but considering that the daily temperatures are decreasing, i'll have to limit my time to taking a walk outside with my dog.
so, yes, i can very well teach you a life lesson, no matter how old.
you should be at work, since you're 29. what are you even doing playing on crossfire? -
jellojelly wrote: »i may be young, but my wisdom is at a high level. i stopped cartoons like 4 years ago. i do go outside to walk my dog, but considering that the daily temperatures are decreasing, i'll have to limit my time to taking a walk outside with my dog.
so, yes, i can very well teach you a life lesson, no matter how old.
you should be at work, since you're 29. what are you even doing playing on crossfire?
Hey Mr. Wisdom, what happens if you turn on the headlights of a car while the car is moving at the speed of light? -
jellojelly wrote: »i may be young, but my wisdom is at a high level. i stopped cartoons like 4 years ago. i do go outside to walk my dog, but considering that the daily temperatures are decreasing, i'll have to limit my time to taking a walk outside with my dog.
so, yes, i can very well teach you a life lesson, no matter how old.
you should be at work, since you're 29. what are you even doing playing on crossfire?
Damn you should go to Oprah, son.
And do I need to be working? Rent is paid, bills are paid, groceries are made, apartment is clean and tidy. Oh wait did I lose you there? -
Damn you should go to Oprah, son.
And do I need to be working? Rent is paid, bills are paid, groceries are made, apartment is clean and tidy. Oh wait did I lose you there?
Dag, he is very wise. I'm sure he already has his entire future planned. -
jellojelly wrote: »being a pervert has nothing to do with what you stated. thats a virtual character. being a pervert is the addiction to sexual things. that has nothing to do with a character that has no flesh.
Just see the fun and dont be so critical... -
Damn you should go to Oprah, son.
And do I need to be working? Rent is paid, bills are paid, groceries are made, apartment is clean and tidy. Oh wait did I lose you there?
you do need to go to work. what happens if your next bill arrives unexpectedly?
and, you're in an apartment, enough said.
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