Fire Sale

First of all this isnt a serious thread
its Cf related though
My Version of whats going on :
This is a 4 step fire sale
1-Shutdown all the servers and make it look like a routine system failure while infact someone hacked into the system
2- Shutdown Certain parts of the website to create Panic
3-Restore the servers but make them unplayable
4- Crash everything , destroy the website and eventually destroy the forums
feel free to post your conspiracy theories