just for a good laugh , worst excuses said by hackers?

Bundaberg · August 2011

[Z]eroRising: .vzK hacker. =D You're aimbotting.
.vzK: No, it's my headphones. They make me 360.
[Z]eroRising: LOL! Worst excuse ever.
.vzK: It's true, ask Saiden! He knows.
[Z]eroRising: In order for your headphones to be causing it...
[Z]eroRising: They'd have to altering the CF Engine itself. No headphones do that.
[.vzK has left the game]
[Z]eroRising: {Trollface}

Lindill377 · August 2011

"Me have super power!

" xD

gkjfsgsgs · August 2011

RequiemZero wrote: »

[Z]eroRising: .vzK hacker. =D You're aimbotting.
.vzK: No, it's my headphones. They make me 360.
[Z]eroRising: LOL! Worst excuse ever.
.vzK: It's true, ask Saiden! He knows.
[Z]eroRising: In order for your headphones to be causing it...
[Z]eroRising: They'd have to altering the CF Engine itself. No headphones do that.
[.vzK has left the game]
[Z]eroRising: {Trollface}

I wonder who that could be *cough cough*

-_- Community is so dumb...

Bundaberg · August 2011

gkjfsgsgs wrote: »

I wonder who that could be *cough cough*

-_- Community is so dumb...

I know who it is. Which is why it's so funny. =D

Lindill377 · August 2011

Me: You're speed hacking ._.
Hacker: No no no, the ground is clearly moving me, noob!

Bundaberg · August 2011

Lindill377 wrote: »

Me: You're speed hacking ._.
Hacker: No no no, the ground is clearly moving me, noob!

^^^^ Would have been my response

reddeath68 · September 2011

i like it when they try telling you that having skill is hacking and hacking is having skill

also iv heard dont kick me im legit i can make you win

Bundaberg · September 2011

tastylime_1g wrote: »

You are both incorrect and delusional.

Nah, it's what was actually said to me.

Shortly before, and also after, the player*Cough*TASTY ALT*Cough* was kicked. Good try though.

Aproclis53 · September 2011

i think his IGN was 'mumsmums' he was using no recoil and aimbot with a mp7 in desert storm for the DM. When i called him a hacker, he said:
'i dont hak you just suck' :P lol.

Mr_Genedy · September 2011

" don't kick me to win " xD

DarkGatts · September 2011

hehe i didnt think my thread would last so long XD

Bundaberg · September 2011

"I am Saiden. This is ALT. No kika me." With a ping of 3K

Omega3acid · September 2011

I've seen stuff like "I no h.ax. I is skill" after they pull of a 6k in GM at the start of the match when no one can move and wins the game because everyone is too stupid to press the f11 button.

Sorry, I went on a rant for a moment there

Omega3acid · September 2011

Aproclis53 wrote: »

i think his IGN was 'mumsmums' he was using no recoil and aimbot with a mp7 in desert storm for the DM. When i called him a hacker, he said:
'i dont hak you just suck' :P lol.

I use something like that, but I am not a hacker.

I say -"just because you suck doesn't mean I hack."

BlindNate · September 2011

i was like 2 days ago playing GM.then hacker joined and starts wall shot from hes spawn.
Me:why you hack man just tell me?
hacker(224 ping):i dont hack,you suck,you br
Me:then why i have uk ping 54?
hacker:maybe because of hacks?
Me:do you want my new hacks?
hacker:yes sure
Me: Press esc+enter+enter it gives you list and hacks
hacker left the game

TheCool925 · September 2011

DNatedogg wrote: »

i was like 2 days ago playing GM.then hacker joined and starts wall shot from hes spawn.
Me:why you hack man just tell me?
hacker(224 ping):i dont hack,you suck,you br
Me:then why i have uk ping 54?
hacker:maybe because of hacks?
Me:do you want my new hacks?
hacker:yes sure
Me: Press esc+enter+enter it gives you list and hacks
hacker left the game

I gotta do that.

BlindNate · September 2011

cccool9252 wrote: »

I gotta do that.

if you got lucky you will get it.But it's 10% of sucess.

bulletproofguy · September 2011

its not an excuse but who cares:

Random guy 1: Kick Mr.zezo, hes waller
Mr.Zezo: Noo
Random guy 1: I have VIP, hack i will turn it on if you dont kick him
Me: lol.
...
1 minute later
(Random guy starts hacking)
Me: Meow... (left)

Soi_Lang · September 2011

i lol'd

wSGummy · September 2011

Soi_Lang wrote: »

i lol'd

Btw nice m12 its must be for scout badge

Bung400k · September 2011

Saw a captain named E.E.K. running around killing ppl with one shot of an M700 and shoting throug wall at Downtown SnD.

After he shot me i said he hakk

Reply: My gun is broken.

Irony for me is this is his clan http://clan.z8games.com/clanstat_cf.aspx?guildid=189661

and this is in the news messages:

E.E.K.
*No Hakers in this clan.
*This clan is International for all pro players.
*Clan war Rulles.

I reportet him but hes still playin

Soi_Lang · September 2011

i love smgs man, m12s is the best anti-lag gun ever, doesnt matter how bad people lag, BURRETS ERRYWHERE! ;D
\
poorbung400k

I have gotten several people banned so far, one guy even lost his clan leadership, pwned.

Bung400k · September 2011

Is ok, i just reportet this week, need more patience or the ability to kill over the internets.

MrVu1 · September 2011

Some guy, after doing 2 full team t the beginning of the rounds trough the walls :
"I don't hak, I'm GM Seiden, I have special guns!"
lol sure

Doofenshmirt · September 2011

I wish I could remember the IGN. I suspected him of shooting through walls but not sure and no one caught it, untill...My team and I dropped...before anyone can chat anything, hacker chatted. S#$T! My mouse button stuck! and left game...I was to quick in exiting and did not save replay...sad...so sad...yeah...he was NA...

Bundaberg · September 2011

tastylime_1g wrote: »

No, that isn't my alt rofl.

Sure sure. Whatever you say.

WhiteSylum · September 2011

F12 Im BR

Still cant look at that without laughing

just for a good laugh , worst excuses said by hackers?

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