just for a good laugh , worst excuses said by hackers?

best ive seen was: "GMs gave them to us, we legit"

DarkGatts wrote: »

This is not a thread to complain about the hacking issue, whats the best excuse to avoid or justify crazy hacking? my all time fav. is one guy that shot though walls and aim bot and all and hes like.. obviously br... "i no hak , im just pro , ive been playing for 4 years" or one that was even honest and said "its just without hak i suck " LOL anyways lets hear some good ones.

heres the best one ive ever heard a hacker say:

"your team started hacking first, i was just trying to kill your hacker.."

lmfao XD

"I won it in a CF event"

"i have good headphones" Carb0n.

"I'm Pro" is the most!

Guy shooting through the wall:

I don't hack I have 200 fps, your lag.

"I am not a hack, I am Turk. All Turks are Pro!"

Tinamou1 wrote: »

i like it a lot when they counter excuse...
for example, if you kill a hacker and then they start complaining about how you hack and aimbot and how they will report you.

and i just say go ahead motherfu...... do my work for me!


speeder to me: you have all headshot hack
me: lol you're speedhacking...
speeder: no i'm not, it's just lag. i move faster because of lag, you hack.

me: facepalm

lol that happens to me sometimes

I saw a hacker shooting through the wall so i attempted to kick him. The kick was denied and he started kicking me "LIXO KIKA" and then bam, i got kicked.

"I cannot be banned, i'm using proxy to hide my IP so I can hack as much as i want."

Said by one captain-ranked hacker.
Not really an excuse, but still laugable nonsense.

Hizumara wrote: »

I'm not a hacker and I can agree with the ''I heard you'' part.
I got my sound pretty high and I can pretty much hear from across the map, including weapon reloading, switch and when you even run for 1 step.
Oh btw, there is breath in S&D/TDM but it isn't loud, you'd have to be close range to hear it.

Okay wdf are you saying. Sound is determined by how far you are so stop bsing yourself kid.

DarkGatts wrote: »

oh i have heard that one many times and then when you dont walk they say they hear your breathing

That's only in GM.

"I don't hack, I pro!!!!!"

gator225 wrote: »

now wait i have a decent pair of headphones myself with the sound turned up quite high and i can hear guns shooting from across the map and i can hear breathing difference is i can't pinpoint where its coming from so i shoot in where i think he is sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't

You know there's a maximum range, right? Just because you have a good headset, that doesn't mean you can hear guns from all the way across the map. There's a limit.

Same goes with breathing, the furthest you hear breathing is 24 meters away, and if they have breathe down it's 14 meters.

It's possible to get the breathe glitch where you can hear them from a lot further, but that rarely happens and it goes away once a new round starts or the ghost dies.

BleedBlack99 wrote: »

Ive seen "I heard you breathing" in SnD.

I know I'm gonna sound stupid but I have heard breath in S/D some SPOP was on the hotel bridge in EE I was under and heard him. My friend who is legit to had a similar experience but I think its only possible if they are hardscoping with a sniper.