Chuck Norris
Dear Z8 admins,
I'm not talking about hackers anymore (for now)
no,Let's have a new character
CHUCK NORRIS
it's un killable
even hacks can't kill'em
to help you do it
here are some common chuck norris facts (who ever knows any feel free to write them)
once
chuck fell in love and decided to do it with her in the back of a truck when he was done a drop of his semen fell on the truck
We now know that truck as optimus prime
when chuck norris does his push ups
he appears to the untrained eye that he is pushing himslef up
but the truth is that he is pushing the earth down
I'm not talking about hackers anymore (for now)
no,Let's have a new character
CHUCK NORRIS
it's un killable
even hacks can't kill'em
to help you do it
here are some common chuck norris facts (who ever knows any feel free to write them)
once
chuck fell in love and decided to do it with her in the back of a truck when he was done a drop of his semen fell on the truck
We now know that truck as optimus prime
when chuck norris does his push ups
he appears to the untrained eye that he is pushing himslef up
but the truth is that he is pushing the earth down
Comments
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Chuck Norris sucks at fighting. I'm pretty sure a Marine could easily take him down. BRUCE LEE, woooooooo!!! and he can't be killed? Lol, that'd just be unfair. If it were to be in the game, it'd probably cost 10 billion ZP. That way, you can't get a death, and get like a 200,000.0 KDR.
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Let's have a new character
CHUCK NORRIS
it's unkillableFearTheGeek wrote: »If it were to be in the game, it'd probably cost 10 billion ZP. That way, you can't get a death, and get like a 200,000.0 KDR.
Do you really want farmers to play pubs? O.o -
MonsterSquad wrote: »FAIL!! It's impossible for Chuck Norris to get owned by anyone XD
On a related note if they did put a Chuck Norris character ingame, then all the SPOP and S.T.A.R characters would be inexpicably impregnated lol.I pwned chuck last night.
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